Official Interference St. Patty's Day Matchmaking thread....

[Elvis Presley]

ELVIS ANDY DUFRANE PRESLEY!

my date stood my up AGAIN ...you are a failure as a matchmaker and i spit upon your title

hmmph

he told me you stood him up.........

 

[Stories for Boys]

and who are you going to trust, huh??

(normally, i'd say that i will crush you...but unfortunately you're one of the few here who are actually taller than me...so...instead...i'll just back away slowly...............)

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i sense some hostility developing in the valentine's day/president's day/st. patrick's day/easter/may day/cinco de mayo/fourth of july/labor day/columbus day/yom kipour/halloween/veteran's day/election day/thanksgiving/haunaka/kwanza/christmas/new year's/martin luther king day/valentine's day matchmaking thread...

 

[Stories for Boys]

are you ing with me?

 

[bonosloveslave]

I'll have to get new shades just for the occasion!!

Wow, new sexy specs just for me....

 

[Elvis Presley]

Wow, new sexy specs just for me....

i thought i told you married folks to behave.......


btw....i have no match despite 300 plus replies to this thread

now accepting applications...

 

[bonosloveslave]

Awww, how could we forget about Elvis?

Do we swap partners every holiday? I think you and diamond would be cute together

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I haven't had a match yet. Who wants to be my date ?

 

[IWasBored]

elvis, what about u2popmofo's proposal?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

elvis gets herbert hoover

 

[ABEL]

I think deathbear is avoiding me now...he hasn't replied since I smooched him...Is it possible I've been dumped didn't know it? I want to make out, or something

*looks around for deathbear*

 

[ABEL]

maybe I need a new match

 

[Elvis Presley]

elvis, what about u2popmofo's proposal?

Im still considering it........

and ABEL dont worry, bear is likely admiring you from afar......

 

[gvox]

Wow, new sexy specs just for me....

Yep...I'll have to figure out a way to post up a pic of them..

Not even you-know-who has ones these sweet...lol

 

[Gickies Gageeze]

i told you i hate touching or kissing. i want nothing to do with that, you either get used to it or your on the highway.



whats with people these days? all they care about is touching, fondling, groping and sexing.



and that is my final answer.

 

[ABEL]

It sounds like you just want a pal right bear? we can be pals.

I need a new match

 

[foray]

yes, as much as I love the bear+ swallow = love nomination

I have to say that Bear and Foray were made for each other, its pretty obvious I think........

who is this Elvis Presley and where does he live



foray

 

[Elvis Presley]

who is this Elvis Presley and where does he live



foray

Im buried in Graceland, Tennessee

 

[foray]

!

you are here.


foray

 

[Elvis Presley]

!

you are here.


foray

im here now, floating down the liffie, a bit ghostlike........

im not here, this isnt happening

and on a sober note.......how do you like your match with Cow of Disease????

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

do do dop doop doooop dop pod poooood.

 

[Screaming Flower]

foray.

 

[foray]

I think he could do better with a little less lopsidedness. Other than that--

hey are you sure you are not glickies himself hmm? Is there an interferencer standing right next to you who can log on to interference and verify while giving me your name, address, id, social security number, date of birth, passport number, and place of work?


foray

 

[Elvis Presley]

I think he could do better with a little less lopsidedness. Other than that--

hey are you sure you are not glickies himself hmm? Is there an interferencer standing right next to you who can log on to interference and verify while giving me your name, address, id, social security number, date of birth, passport number, and place of work?


foray

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'm standing next to him and i cannot verify his identity.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

where's Headache?

 

[foray]

screamballs.

 

[foray]

gargantuan is a divine word. say it. gargantuan. i am gargantuan. you are gargantuan. our thoughts are one gargantuan cesspool. repeat it. caress the word. gar-gan-too-uhn. not gar-GAHN-chuen.

 

[ABEL]

I need a new match