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Old 08-05-2005, 11:23 AM   #1
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Office Dares

Who will score the most points???


ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES
9) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.
10) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
11) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
12) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
13) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES
14) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
15) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
16) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
17) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
18) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report is on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
19) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
20) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
21) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
22) In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
23) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
24) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:"Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
25) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
26) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
27) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
28) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
29) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:26 AM   #2
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I take it you're bored at work today...
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6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
One of my friends did this once, except every time somebody pointed it out to him he just played dumb as though he didn't understand what they were saying. It was hilarious seeing the people repeat over and over again "your...zipper...is...OPEN" in the sort of tone normally reserved for people who don't speak English. The best bit was when people started pointing emphatically at the *ahem* area in order to explain further.
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15) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

I wish I worked in an office just so I could do this
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One time all of the language teachers where I work talked in only the passive voice for an entire faculty meeting. Our boss finally caught on and joined in. Yeah, we're a big bunch of language nerds, but it was fun.
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Shout random numbers while someone is counting
yeah, i have a co-worker who thinks that's funny ALL the time
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13) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.


I do this









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This seems like a good idea!
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Old 08-05-2005, 06:24 PM   #12
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holy crap! I wish I worked in an office just so I could do these things.
My husband does...I think I should trade with him for a day
Oh how I long for a cube job.
I wonder how many points it would be if you repeatedly accused the same person of accusing your stapler while its sitting on your desk.
Or throwing milk duds over a cube wall and into the next one, then claim innocence.
Is there a starbucks version of this?
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*ahem* that would be STEALING your stapler
I dunno. I think it would weird people out if you stood there and accused your stapler of something ...
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On April Fool's day, the first day of the month which was the busiest for our department (accounting), I called in sick to work. My boss freaked out and asked me if there was any way I could make it in, she was really freaking out, I said, "Sorry I have really bad diarrhea and it's not good if I leave my bathroom."
I walked up the stairs to my boss yelling, "NO THAT'S NOT OKAY!" to her coworkers, freaking out. And then she turns and sees me walking in and starts laughing really hard, "That's a good one, Crystal. You got me."
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that's great!

*figures whether she can use any of those at school *
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