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Old 05-12-2005, 04:00 PM   #1
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Now this is what I am talking about...

finally a service to meet my needs:

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will he pretend to like you and hold your hand in public?
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from what I understand he is available for dates too.

look he carries items too:

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Many more functions that that BOB fellow......
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nice!

do they come in blond?
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I want one

Although I can do most of those things myself, I would get enjoyment out of watching a hot guy do them for me.
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from what I understand he is available for dates too.

look he carries items too:


Can you order them without the baseball hats?
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