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Old 12-27-2001, 11:25 PM   #1
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Now there is a use for spam emails...

That's right. You can make poetry from spam emails. See this fine selection from www.satirewire.com:

SPAM RAP

My name is Cliff ROBBINS,
Hello my name is BOB,
My real name is KRYSTINA,
You can quit your DAY JOB!

Are you a big THINKER?
Want in on the Ground FLOOR?
This plan can make you 50,000
Dollars, MAYBE MORE!

(With No Risk or Obligation,
Do you want more information?)

Amazing new SOFTWARE!
World Currency CARTEL!
Consolidate your debt WITH US
Should you buy, hold or SELL?

I can't do the work FOR YOU,
But I can show you HOW,
Get Uncle Sam to pay YOUR RENT!
So give us a call NOW!

(With No Risk or Obligation,
You have won a free vacation!)

Learn all about your NEIGHBORS!
See what they have to HIDE!
This stock should triple by NEXT WEEK,
We rate it a STRONG BUY!

Don't delete this! SAVE IT!
Save the planet! Save THE TREES!
Our gorgeous teenage sluts ARE HOT
And so ready TO PLEASE!

(With No Risk or Obligation,
We're a licensed corporation,
Call right now for a Quotation!
DERMACLEAR IS A SENSATION!)
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Old 12-27-2001, 11:29 PM   #2
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lmao! That is hilarious!

Spam....I must get at least 10 a day. Evil bastards.

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Old 12-28-2001, 01:57 AM   #3
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LOL

I don't even read that stuff, it goes directly to file 13!

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