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Old 07-30-2002, 12:20 AM   #1
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nothing terribly new here

i really need some opinions.

its about priority number 1. she finally was working today and i went through her till and i simply didnt execute. i seemed fine but i didnt even has how she was. i said here and thank you, i think. and u2 when she said to have a nice day.

shes onto me though. i could sense it on her. my friend keeps saying stuff at her from a distance like "priority number 1 your hot!" and so forth.

she knows im friends with him. surely she knows im up to no good.

so lately ive been mulling over material to talk to her about. im going to blitzkrieg her ass with a ton of my special "a" material.

check this out:

1. formalities aside of hello and what not.

2. a previous time i pretty much yelled at her and her bagger for not having a bigger jones soda selection. i told her to write that in their journal of store improvements (ofcourse no such thing exists). well next time im going to ask how she made out with that, and whats taking so long getting the brand new "fun" flavour in.

3. then, (she works at a place called Penner IGA, or just Penners) i will ask her casually... "so you work at penners...eh?"

obviously.

4. heres the killer. my friend though about it today. im going to ask her where the suggest box is. then i will proceed to ask where the "lost and found" is located.

all this WHILE BEING RECORDED BY MY AUDIO RECORDER FROM WORK. if i try to lame this whole thing up, i think i might have a better chance of loostening up or something.

me and my friend have dubbed this mission "operation panama"

its code name is "picnic"

i trust you wont tell her.

so anyway, after we record the bugger, (she ofcourse wont know im recording it) we will analyze everything and proceed from that point. im great at espionage, ciiii?!?!!?!?

do you have any other things i could say to her?

should i be mad at her the whole time?

its a good move i think.

let me know PLEASE...i think i will try to execute "picnic" tommorow afternoon.
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Old 07-30-2002, 01:01 AM   #2
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tell her about the new radiohead mp3s, just to impress her some, then ask her if she likes pure water, and quote my signature, but don't tell her you didn't write it
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Old 07-30-2002, 01:10 AM   #3
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good idea.

someone else aslo said i should give her a list of items i need, and get her to pick them off the shelves.

thats a good move. girls like that.

oh and thanks to all you asses that are viewing this thread and arent replying, thanks alot for your silent input.

i always reply.

always.

never.
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Old 07-30-2002, 01:11 AM   #4
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oh bear

How about..... would you like to go for coffee some time?

If that fails.... the operation panama sounds very good.

*I like the way yo call her priority one.
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thanks angel for your help, but i cant really look her in the eye.

she is a force to be reckoned with, why do you think im mad at her all the time? same with dentist office.

i saw dentist office today and i gave her a very rock and roll cold shoulder. it felt good.

she thinks im a creep cause i dont talk to her, her friend tells me. ill talk to her alright, ill talk to her on her face!

thats been well-played out here at interference, im sorry i ever brought that phrase to the board.

i cant wait for tommorow.

although i do have to shave.
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I can't help you. I am out of creativity tonight. Have a good one and for bear's sake, be yourself. It works for me. Though being weird is being yourself. *Sigh... One day, someone is gonna fall hard for you.
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don't kill yourself over this.....just do it

i'm with angel on this one.................
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argue with her about the prices, if she argues back demand to see her manager
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Ummm...yeah. Maybe you could catch her off guard and maybe look into her eyes flash a devastatingly handsome smile at her. People always wonder what you're up to when you smile for no reason.

Em...just curious, but do you know priority number one's name?
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one person did fall for me and we dated for two months.

unfortunately they fell for me because they tripped on reality. i didnt like her much either. we are still friends.

thanks angel, for the nice words.

im trying to make light of this terrible situation im in, cause really, ever since i got dumped 4 years ago (july 24 was the day) i cannot approach anyone. its annoyingly hard. i can be an ass to them but i cannot for the life of me come across as being serious about anything.

that is, to strangers. i have many great girlfriends, but its different cause i already know them.

bah.

lets go for a picnic.
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Ummm...yeah. Maybe you could catch her off guard and maybe look into her eyes flash a devastatingly handsome smile at her. People always wonder what you're up to when you smile for no reason.

Em...just curious, but do you know priority number one's name?
yes, i do know her name. but for military purposes, weve chosen to give all prospects secret code names.

i dont know how to smile.

thanks for the advice though kari!

wanderer, i serious laughed when i read that. thats pure gold, gold jerry! gold!!

i will pull out all the stops one day.

lets go for a picnic.
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*packs her red checked blanket, some PB&J, bananas, gummi bears, and formaldehyde
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*packs her....formaldehyde
lol!

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i dont know how to smile.

so umm...you know how to "LOL", but you can't smile??

Ask her if/where she goes to school. (If you don't know already anyway...)

Ummm....you could buy something new (like that nasty Pepsi Blue) and ask her if she's tried it yet and tell her that if you don't like it then you are going to blame her and you will come back for a full refund.
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Old 07-30-2002, 01:50 AM   #15
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i could do that, indeed.

i do know where she goes to school, cause we only have one high school. its not the biggest of towns. everyone knows everyone.

that can be good and bad. just like everything else.

i really like the idea of yelling at her and blaming her for things.
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