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Old 07-30-2002, 01:54 AM   #16
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Normal whatever happened to a nice smile and a hello

I really dont think you should yell at her.
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Old 07-30-2002, 01:57 AM   #17
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ill tell you what happened to a nice smile and hello

theyre so old-school. girls these days are looking for cutting-edge techniques in approachment. i will not let her down. she will never be approached like this by anyone ever.

some skank at a club a few weeks ago said there is noone in la like me. she didnt say if that was a good thing. she is from la.

i feel special.

i wont actually yell at her.
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Old 07-30-2002, 02:01 AM   #18
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Well that's no shocker.. the majority of the people in la are fake and phoney.

You're not.

In real life .. that is.. I think.

yeah.
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What Sicy said. Yelling bears = bad idea.

But you can still tease her.
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Old 07-30-2002, 02:05 AM   #20
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ill tease her until she cries.

then ill know ive gone to far.

then ill start again.

and stop before shed start to cry again.

its called progress.

or R and D.
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Old 07-30-2002, 02:07 AM   #21
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Re: ill tell you what happened to a nice smile and hello

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girls these days are looking for cutting-edge techniques in approachment.
NO no no! Most guys who try the "cutting-edge techniques" come across as hilariously cheesy. (Hilarious in a bad way.)
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Old 07-30-2002, 02:09 AM   #22
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WTF is R and D?

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Old 07-30-2002, 02:15 AM   #23
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r and d = research and development.

i am the king of cheese.

i will never vote for salome.
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Accidentally drop something to display your buttocks. Grunt a lot while doing it! can't forget that...
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Old 07-30-2002, 02:18 AM   #25
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Thanks for the clarification. I would vote for salome. Cheese sucks ass. Unless it's the Pepper Jack kind. Are you the king of Pepper Jack cheese?
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Old 07-30-2002, 02:20 AM   #26
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i might be. i might not be. im jonny titelips.

im alot of things.

the displaying of buttoxes is a good move, especially the grunting. good play.
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oh and thanks to all you asses that are viewing this thread and arent replying, thanks alot for your silent input.
sorry I don't really have anything to add here, but I just didn't want to be one of those silent lurkers

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thank you abel.
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maybe you could buy her something from the lingerie section? make sure you buy something 3 or 4 sizes too big though, then say, oh you lost weight, or buy something several sizes too small, then say oh you must have gained weight, that will make her feel good about herself and you can comfort her
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You may find this article helpful...

Bear Mating

The whole mating process starts in mid-May to mid-June. From afar, scientists have watched grizzly bear courtship and copulation in the wild. They believe that in springtime, females leave scent trails for wandering males to follow. Such trails may be the key to finding a female bear in areas where grizzly populations are at very low densities. When a male finds a female, the process of getting to know one another begins. At any other time of the year, grizzly bears are solitary creatures that will avoid close encounters with other bears, especially large adult males. During mating season, however, solitary bears let down their guard a little although not for long.

Not surprisingly, male and female grizzly bears usually spend at least a few days testing one another before mating occurs. This type of interaction is important when getting to know an animal that is strong enough to injure or even kill you. The two bears may chase each other, play fight or even nuzzle and lick each other once they are aquainted. The outcome of this process may be rejection or the formation of a pair bond that lasts from several days to a couple of weeks.

Male grizzly bears have been seen "herding" females onto mountain tops. In doing so, a male is able to isolate a female so that her scent does not attract other bears. In Banff National Park, a male bear kept a female confined within a 2 to 3 hectare mating area for 13 days. On occasion, the female bear tried to escape but the persistent male cut her off and sent her back up the ridge.

At first, a male's approaches are rejected by the female with paw swats, charges or bites. Eventually, repeated copulation occurs over a few days.



According to this, you're going about this all wrong! I think the whole herding on the mountain tops thing might work. Definitely worth a shot!
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