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Old 02-27-2002, 02:11 PM   #1
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Not-so-good jokes can go here

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the whores.

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Old 02-27-2002, 02:13 PM   #2
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Well I guess the chicken wont be hangin out at Interference.

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Old 02-27-2002, 02:32 PM   #3
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WTF?
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Why did the frog cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.
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Old 02-27-2002, 02:35 PM   #5
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* waits for LOVE MUSCLE to appear and stick up for his whore self.

I didnt say that.

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Old 02-27-2002, 02:52 PM   #6
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It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the
zoo. They spent the day,
and at closing time they walked past the
gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at
his
wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just
looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your
blouse
off and we'll see what he does?"

At first she
declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and
bra. The
gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up
and down.

"Hey," the husband said, "let's really
blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what
he
does."

Again she said no and again he persuaded
her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up
and
down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over
the cage.

The husband went over to the cage,
opened the door and pushed his wife in.

"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"



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Old 02-27-2002, 04:06 PM   #7
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I have more lemons than you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
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Old 02-27-2002, 04:25 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by YellowKite:
What is brown and sticky?

. . .a stick!

Dammit, I was gonna say that one! *lol*



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Two nuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.



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Old 02-27-2002, 06:27 PM   #12
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Whats black, white and red all over?

............


............


..........jus scroll a lil bit more

A newspaper



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Old 02-27-2002, 06:29 PM   #13
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haha yellowKite
I like bad jokes.That was a good one.
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Quote:
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I have more lemons than you.


Wear 'EM then lemonhead
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
why
(wtf is a Moebius strip?)

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