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Old 02-27-2002, 07:19 PM   #16
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Q. What do you call a sheep with no arms, no legs and no head?
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A. a cloud

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Old 02-27-2002, 08:56 PM   #17
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A guy walks into a bar after a long day of work...

He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees that only himself, the bartender and another customer at a table in the corner are in the room. As he's enjoying his tall boy, he hears a soft voice, "Nice pants." This totally freaks him out, he quickly turns around to see who said it, but no one was there. He chalks it up to stress...

Back to his drink, he hears the voice again, "Nice hair." Again he is startled and looks to see who said it...again, only the bartender is at the other end of the bar and the one other patron is still in the corner. Must've been a really long day...

Back to his drink. Yet again, he hears the voice, "Nice shirt." That's it, he can't take it anymore. Before assuming that he's gone insane, he calls the bartender down. "I know this sounds crazy, but I keep hearing all these voices. They're telling me I have nice pants, a nice shirt...ya know, stuff like that. Am I going crazy?!?!?"

"Oh," the bartender says, "it's just the peanuts, they're complimentary."

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Old 02-27-2002, 09:16 PM   #18
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Wear 'EM then lemonhead
No you.



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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

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Old 02-28-2002, 01:23 AM   #20
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Whats black, white and red all over?
Roadkill skunk?
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Old 02-28-2002, 01:47 AM   #21
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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

Something must be wrong with me, since I laughed at this for a good five minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He said 'Ow.'



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Old 02-28-2002, 02:06 AM   #22
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Two men walk into a bar ... you think the second one would've ducked
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Old 02-28-2002, 03:13 AM   #23
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"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"



LMAO,ROTF
That was great



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Old 02-28-2002, 03:34 AM   #24
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What is brown and sticky?

. . .a stick!

You said "not-so-good jokes" Actually, I love that joke,



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Old 02-28-2002, 03:43 AM   #25
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Thats good Yellowkite and Bubba!

*hurls lemons at Sicy*
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Old 02-28-2002, 05:22 AM   #27
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ok I dedicate this to Z-Edge then.......



There was a young man called Z-Edge
Who, while was out trimming his hedge
Caught sight of two girls
Wearing nothing but pearls
Now hes cut where he cant pee, only wedge.....

LMAO!!!

ok sorry....that was a bit shit like


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Dear goodness sakes you are certainly a character aren't you

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Old 02-28-2002, 05:34 AM   #29
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who Mr Muscles?
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who Mr Muscles?
You with your mad self

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