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Old 01-17-2006, 12:44 PM   #1
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Nickelback Lyrics Appreciation Topic

Few lyricists, let alone poets, can make words dance in the sublime manner of Nickelback's resident genius, Chad Kroker. I think it's high time we give him his due and have a topic celebrating his awe inspiring lyricism.


Well you can dig me up a grave
And try and stick me in the ground
Well you can tie me to the bed
And try and beat me half to death
But you can never keep me down
Well you can stick me in a hole
And you can pray all day for rain
You can shoot me in the leg
Just to try to make me beg
And you can leave me there for days.
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:46 PM   #2
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By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
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This is a joke, right?
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beav is all about sarcasm.....i hope
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:26 PM   #7
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I reside in 209, you're in 208
You moved in last Friday night,
and I just couldn't wait
So I tried to call across the hall,
to ask you out someday
But a lineup formed outside your door, and I was way too late

DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SARCASM TO YOU?
Rock the fuck on Chad Kroker!
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is there not enough stupid shit to occupy you in the lemonade stand that you have to bring it in here too?

jesus.

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What the hell is on Joey's headddddd
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Wanting...
Needing...
Waiting...
For you...

...to justify my love
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This is brilliant.

http://homepage.mac.com/nmalis/iblog...5/E2025289086/
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This is brilliant.

http://homepage.mac.com/nmalis/iblog...5/E2025289086/


Just the name "Nickleback" is worth a one star rating.
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