Chizip is breathing a sigh of relief today, that is for sure.
--The Rams finally decide to give Marshall Faulk the ball in the second half. What a shocking idea. I mean, Dick Vermiel only won a Super Bowl by running the offense through Marshall as opposed to through the quarterback. Mike Martz doesn't seem to understand that, though. Funny though... when Kurt Warner is the quarterback, Martz runs the offense through Warner, throwing the ball 900 times a game and largely ignoring Faulk. Warner then looks like crap, and the fans get pissed. When he uses Bulger, he relies more on Faulk than he does when Warner's in the game, and Bulger looks better, and the fans are happy. Now if he'd only run the offense through Faulk when Warner is in the game... oh well. Watch Dick Vermiel win the AFC this year on the shoulders of Priest Holmes, just like he did with Faulk.
--Even though the Rams looked much better this week than they did against the Giants, they still were fortunate to walk away with the OT win. Garcia and Terell Owens. run a perfect 2 minute drill, ending up with a T.O. T.D. with 14 seconds left. Not wanting a big kickoff return, the 9ers just squib kick the ball... and wouldn't ya know the damned thing bounces off the helmet of a Ram, making it a live ball, and San Fran recovers. They throw deep to Cedrick Wilson, in good field goal range. Rather than going down, stopping the clock with a time out, and kicking a game winning field goal, Wilson tries to run for the endzone, gets no where, and the clock runs out. The Rams win the coin toss before OT, drive down the field, kick the field goal and win the game.
--Jamal Lewis predicts before the game that if he got the ball 30 times, he'd break the single game rushing record. He gets the ball 30 times, and runs for 295 yards... a new NFL single game record, and there was much rejoicing by anyone who has Lewis on their fantasy team. yayy... yayy... yayy
--Drew Bledsone tears apart the Jacksonville secondary, and there is much rejoicing in Arun V's house. yayy... yayy... yayy
--The Raiders almost lose to the Bungles... the Raiders are old.
--Vinny Testeverde throws for 375 yards and still loses... Vinny is old, and Curtis Martin blows.
--The anti-christ, Bill Parcells, comes back to Giants Stadium to face my G-Men tonight on Monday Night Football. No word on if the Tuna and Jeremey Shockey will sing a duet of "Stan" durring halftime.
--The Rams finally decide to give Marshall Faulk the ball in the second half. What a shocking idea. I mean, Dick Vermiel only won a Super Bowl by running the offense through Marshall as opposed to through the quarterback. Mike Martz doesn't seem to understand that, though. Funny though... when Kurt Warner is the quarterback, Martz runs the offense through Warner, throwing the ball 900 times a game and largely ignoring Faulk. Warner then looks like crap, and the fans get pissed. When he uses Bulger, he relies more on Faulk than he does when Warner's in the game, and Bulger looks better, and the fans are happy. Now if he'd only run the offense through Faulk when Warner is in the game... oh well. Watch Dick Vermiel win the AFC this year on the shoulders of Priest Holmes, just like he did with Faulk.
--Even though the Rams looked much better this week than they did against the Giants, they still were fortunate to walk away with the OT win. Garcia and Terell Owens. run a perfect 2 minute drill, ending up with a T.O. T.D. with 14 seconds left. Not wanting a big kickoff return, the 9ers just squib kick the ball... and wouldn't ya know the damned thing bounces off the helmet of a Ram, making it a live ball, and San Fran recovers. They throw deep to Cedrick Wilson, in good field goal range. Rather than going down, stopping the clock with a time out, and kicking a game winning field goal, Wilson tries to run for the endzone, gets no where, and the clock runs out. The Rams win the coin toss before OT, drive down the field, kick the field goal and win the game.
--Jamal Lewis predicts before the game that if he got the ball 30 times, he'd break the single game rushing record. He gets the ball 30 times, and runs for 295 yards... a new NFL single game record, and there was much rejoicing by anyone who has Lewis on their fantasy team. yayy... yayy... yayy
--Drew Bledsone tears apart the Jacksonville secondary, and there is much rejoicing in Arun V's house. yayy... yayy... yayy
--The Raiders almost lose to the Bungles... the Raiders are old.
--Vinny Testeverde throws for 375 yards and still loses... Vinny is old, and Curtis Martin blows.
--The anti-christ, Bill Parcells, comes back to Giants Stadium to face my G-Men tonight on Monday Night Football. No word on if the Tuna and Jeremey Shockey will sing a duet of "Stan" durring halftime.
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