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Old 11-19-2007, 08:37 PM   #961
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Michelle Tafoya or Suzy Kolber?

A dilemma.
I'm partial to Doris Burke
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Not sure if anyone else saw this commercial...new fathead commercial, set in an office....saying how Fathead posters make statements too big for words.....Brian Urlacher fathead is represented by a bear, and the bear tears up the office, the workers rush out, then the fucking bear is standing up and breathing fire, as the sprinklers go off due to the flames. This description does it little justice, I thought it was funny. I'm also odd. Holla!

Oh, and the Bear itself is wearing an Urlacher jersey.
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Old 11-19-2007, 11:28 PM   #963
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surprised no one said anything bout the vick thing today..
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I'm surprised anybody cares
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Old 11-20-2007, 12:58 AM   #965
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Meh. He'll be sentenced for 2 years, then some team will sign him as a RB. Nothing else to see here.
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surprised no one said anything bout the vick thing today..
Did they reformulate VapoRub?
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Meh. He'll be sentenced for 2 years, then some team will sign him as a RB. Nothing else to see here.
i'm thinking more of a tight end... well, not after that time in jail
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i'm thinking more of a tight end... well, not after that time in jail
He'll be wide receiver material.
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In order to address the complaints and hurt feelings of the rest of the NFL, the commissioner has adopted 11 new “Special Rules” for all New England Patriots games. They take effect immediately, and are as follows:

Special Rules for the Patriots

1) In the course of an NFL game, if the Patriots go up by more than 31 points, they are not allowed to play offense until the opposing team draws to within one score. (Pats will kick-off after an opposing team's touchdown or FG).

a) Once the team is within one score, the Pats offense may play, but Tom Brady may not, unless:

i) the Pats play with 8 players (including Tom), or

ii) the Pats play with 9 players, but 1 player for the Patriots is chosen by the opposing team from the stands.

b) no Patriots linebacker is allowed to play offense, unless that LB is inserted at quarterback. However, Mike Vrabel cannot be quarterback.

2) If an opposing player states "It's like were playing 7-on-5s" (7 offense, 5 defense during practice), such as indicated by Justin Smith, DE, Cincinnati Bengels 10/1/07, the Patriots must take a time out and serve ice cold lemonade or hot tea (weather dependent) to the opposing team. Scones are optional.

3) Once the 31 pt rule is in effect, Patriots may challenge any play, but the opposing team gets veto power over the referee.

4) Once the Pats offense is allowed back onto the field (7 pts), for any forward pass the Pats QB must point to the receiver and call out his number BEFORE passing. If Tom Brady is quarterbacking at the time, he must do that, plus turn the opposing team's water cooler into wine BEFORE passing.

5) Belichick must diagram any Patriots play to the opposing defense and ensure they understand exactly how to disrupt the play. This all must be done within the play clock. If this process is not complete prior to the play clock expiring, the Patriots will be assessed a delay of game and double unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.

6) Randy Moss must play with 10lb ankle weights on each ankle. An additional pound will be added for each TD this season.

7) Wes Welker is not allowed to have "that crazy look" in his eyes. 10 yd, "crazy eyes" penalty assessed.

8) Tom Brady must immediately stop dating supermodels as he will not be allowed to date anyone that is more attractive then the least attractive significant other of an opposing team member (including coaches). He also must start doing commercials for every product imaginable, especially ones where he chants "cut that meat!" or refers to himself "as a 6'5" quarterback with a laser-rocket arm"

9) Bill Belichick is not allowed to be within 100 yds of any infant, for fear that his evil supergenius powers would assimilate such a defenseless creature into the Patriots System. We have already seen this effect on an inordinate amount of chipmunks, squirrels, and 'possum that commit suicide while crossing Rte 1 to reach Gillette Stadium.

10) Patriots must respect all opposing players feelings and apologize for every first down. Touchdowns must be followed by a written apology and a fruit basket presented with a hug.



11) Any Patriots defensive player rushing and within 5 yards of the opposing team's quarterback must dance and sing two verses of the hokey pokey before making contact with said quarterback.
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sounds fair.

pats are favored by 23 1/2 over philly this week.

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What is the highest point spread in NFL history, and will the Pats be favored by 10 more than that previous record when the Jets come calling in December?
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the colts were favored over the jets by 20 in super bowl iii... i'm not sure if anyone actually keeps track of regular season spreads.
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Old 11-20-2007, 12:54 PM   #973
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Sports bettor RJ Bell, who runs a betting Web site, said his research shows that the biggest point spread since 1980 came in 1993 when San Francisco was a 23-point favorite over Cincinnati, a game the 49ers won just 21-8. During that time, there have been only five games with a point spread of more than 20 points.
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Old 11-20-2007, 01:09 PM   #974
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pats are favored by 23 1/2 over philly this week.

Yeah, that sounds about right.
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23 1/2? Wow.
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