NFL 2007 Part 2

[phanan]

Thanks to Don Shula, there's no doubt in my mind the Patriots will go undefeated now.

Way to go, Don. You stay classy.

 

[CTU2fan]

Re: never mind- don't need or want the grief.

boobies

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Sometimes I really love being the only girl who frequently posts in this thread.

You know, just because.

Now, I need help in figuring out how in hell to smuggle some beer into the game. Any ideas?

 

[CTU2fan]

When I was in school (dry campus) I could get an entire case of beer in my jacket/pants and smuggle it into my dorm. And it wasn't that big of a jacket either.

Get one of those big puffy starter jackets, should be able to sneak in a 12 pack easily. Getting it in won't be the problem, keeping your neighbors in the family section from ratting on you will be.

 

[randhail]

 

[speedracer]

Getting it in won't be the problem, keeping your neighbors in the family section from ratting on you will be.

Not if you bring enough for them and their kids.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Great, now I've got to bring enough for the kids, too? What kind of world are we living in where parents don't think ahead of time to spike the juice cups?

And randhail, the beer belly thingy would be a great idea - if I was a dude.

I'm wearing the girly jersey so that idea is a no-no (even if I wasn't it'd still be a no-no). The big jacket idea looks like the winner here.

 

[CTU2fan]

And randhail, the beer belly thingy would be a great idea - if I was a dude.

Yeah I can't imagine a female counterpart for that device...oh wait

 

[randhail]

And randhail, the beer belly thingy would be a great idea - if I was a dude.

I guess you don't want to bring beer in that badly.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

sheesh... it takes a professional to get the job done

don't smuggle beer into the stadium. one would assume that you get patted down on the way in. it'll never get in and it'll all just be waisted, which would be a sin. cans and bottles tend to be a bit noticable on a basic pat down.

it's not like you're restricted to the family section... go get your beer and bring it in. if they tell you to take it out, go stand in a breezeway or something and drink it. i'm sure there are plenty of places at ford field where you can readily drink adult alcoholic goodness and still view the game.

and if all else fails, get a big soda, empty the soda out, wash out the cup in the bathroom to get rid of pepsi taste and pour your beers inside so as to disguise them when yout ake it into the family/no booze section.

and it goes without saying that you should just get shit canned in the parking lot before the game so that you only need a couple of beverages to keep you going once inside.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Thanks to Don Shula, there's no doubt in my mind the Patriots will go undefeated now.

Way to go, Don. You stay classy.

what a schmuck. he's just bitter because all of his sons are terrible football coaches.

 

[Got Philk?]

Know what, I sat in the "family section" of the Milwaukee Brewers game I went to last summer and people were drinking beer. The ones who got booted were the really trashed ones who were cursing a lot. The guy next to me had 3 little kids. He seriously was so mad it got really heated.

Security came and escorted the young/drunk kids out to an applause of soccer moms and dads.

so just don't curse loudly in front of kids and you should be ok.

 

[Butterscotch]

That gut shaped beer smuggler is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!

Team hating: there are lots of sites about hating teams these even have their own theme song:
http://www.wf.net/~sst97/ktcf.html
http://steelerssuck.com/

Somebody mentioned Denver having a dirty offensive line, some folks used to really hate John Elway, Romanowski and Atwater were dirty players, and Shannon Sharpe was just as obnoxious as TO in his day.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

sheesh... it takes a professional to get the job done

I knew you'd know exactly what to do.

It was a foreign subject matter to me, the family area at a sporting event. I panicked.

And no swearing. Got it, Phil.

 

[Hewson]

and Shannon Sharpe was just as obnoxious as TO in his day.

You make it sound all past tense. Shannon is still quite obnoxious today on TV. But at least his football IQ makes up for it as evidenced by his Rams to the Super Bowl prediction for this season.

 

[BEAL]

I really thought the Rams would be in the Super Bowl before the year started. You had Jackson who really blew up last year and was primed for another run. Bulger just got paid. The OL was good, still had very dangerous WR with the addition of Bennet and McMichael.

Defense was upgraded through the draft.

Then the entire team got hurt.

 

[CTU2fan]

Yeah the Rams weren't a bad pick honestly...it's the NFC, if they were healthy they probably win or at least challenge in the West.

But every year there's a team that was supposed to suck that wins, and I team that looked good that ended up sucking. This year there are several.

Rams
Bengals
Bears

Packers
Lions
maybe throw in the Bills

 

[zoney!]

The puffy jacket won't work...they pat you down on the way in.

Just suck it up and bring a lot of cash for beer! By the third quarter, you could sit just about anywhere you want (it is a Lions game after all).

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[DaveC]

Do they have flat pint bottles in Detroit like they do here? Bring one of those in, or get a flask. Beer's preferable though, I know.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hard liquor at a football game.

I gots it covered - going to go with Shannon's game plan, methinks. Especially the whole getting drunk before I even get to my seat bit.

 

[Got Philk?]

Have fun LMPA!

I'm starting to think that Marvin Harrison's knee is a little more than just "bruised."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Thanks, Phil.

Got the tickets in the mail Thursday.

Ok, why am I nervous about today's game? Should I be?

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

and it goes without saying that you should just get shit canned in the parking lot before the game so that you only need a couple of beverages to keep you going once inside.

Ford Field doesn't let you get shit canned in their parking lots. We found that one out the hard way. We were able to secure parking in a small lot across the street though and happily boozed away. We made sure not to get tickets in the family section as we were sure to get kicked out there.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ford Field doesn't let you get shit canned in their parking lots. We found that one out the hard way. We were able to secure parking in a small lot across the street though and happily boozed away. We made sure not to get tickets in the family section as we were sure to get kicked out there.

Yeah, we're not parking at the stadium, so that's not a worry.

 

[LemonMelon]

Good games all around today. Let's hope for quality officiating and no injuries. Best of luck to the disillusioned Eagles fans of interference.

 

[corianderstem]

Go Packers!

I'm really excited about them this year, and I'm only a casual football fan.

I'm looking forward to my parents being here on Thanksgiving, and we'll get to watch the game together. They were horrified, however, to find out the game is broadcast out here at 9:30 in the morning.

Welcome to the west coast, mom and dad!

 

[phillyfan26]

Good games all around today. Let's hope for quality officiating and no injuries. Best of luck to the disillusioned Eagles fans of interference.

Donovan McNabb crushes my hopes that the future of civilization can exist.

 

[Donovan McNabb]

hey guys

 

[phillyfan26]

Yo Five, I think your avatar should be either you limping or doing that "My Bad" laugh and tap of the chest you do after your sixth consecutive pass that missed by 15 yards.