NEWSFLASH: Michael Bay to make shitty movie about 2012 apocolypse

[Canadiens1131]

Plans for more shitty Transformers movies shelved for the near future.

 

[pepokiss]

somehow he will find a way to blame an asteroid...

 

[Slipstream]

He must be stopped. He's redoing Friday the 13th, The Birds, and now he's involved in doing Nightmare on Elm Street without Wes Craven or Englund.

 

[bono_man2002]

Nightmare on Elm Street without Wes Craven or Englund.

 

[LMP]

He must be stopped. He's redoing Friday the 13th, The Birds, and now he's involved in doing Nightmare on Elm Street without Wes Craven or Englund.

Actually, The Birds would be directed by Martin Campbell and starring Naomi Watts... which could be an improvement over the original. I didn't like it very much.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Actually, The Birds would be directed by Martin Campbell and starring Naomi Watts... which could be an improvement over the original. I didn't like it very much.

Blasphemy!!

Staying on topic; Michael Bay is the Antichrist, seriously...

 

[LMP]

Blasphemy!!

Staying on topic; Michael Bay is the Antichrist, seriously...

It's not like they're remaking Vertigo or anything, The Birds was lame except for Rod Taylor.

Yeah, I do want to punch this guy in the face though:

This shit just got real.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

He and Uwe Boll must cast back into the fiery casam from whence they came...

 

[LMP]

May it be an overly yellow and blue hell with too many 360 shots and jumpcuts.

 

[lazarus]

Actually, The Birds would be directed by Martin Campbell and starring Naomi Watts... which could be an improvement over the original. I didn't like it very much.

From the Chicago Reader's Dave Kehr:

"Alfred Hitchcock's most abstract film (1963), and perhaps his subtlest, still yielding new meanings and inflections after a dozen or more viewings. As emblems of sexual tension, divine retribution, meaningless chaos, metaphysical inversion, and aching human guilt, his attacking birds acquire a metaphorical complexity and slipperiness worthy of Melville."

Watch it again, punk.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

^Star Wars reference ftw...

May it be an overly yellow and blue hell with too many 360 shots and jumpcuts.

it'll be in slow-mo, that's for sure...

 

[LMP]

From the Chicago Reader's Dave Kehr:

"Alfred Hitchcock's most abstract film (1963), and perhaps his subtlest, still yielding new meanings and inflections after a dozen or more viewings. As emblems of sexual tension, divine retribution, meaningless chaos, metaphysical inversion, and aching human guilt, his attacking birds acquire a metaphorical complexity and slipperiness worthy of Melville."

Watch it again, punk.

Good for him, I'll watch it again after I get through some good Hitchcock.

 

[lazarus]

Take your pick, pal.

or

 

[LMP]

Take your pick, pal.


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[lazarus]

 

[LMP]

I see that, and raise this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=15fHo7Uce58

 

[lazarus]

Well, I knew you were holding something under the table.