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Old 02-01-2008, 01:58 AM   #1
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Never doubt the divine right of Zoomerang96/me to enforce our British Empire on you

The time has come to stand up as one, and bow down before your mighty sovereign.

The time has come to bend your knees and embrace our worldwide family known as the Holy British Empire.

My dream of a Great Canada stretching from Greenland to Buenos Aries, is just around the corner, guys.

And a Great Australia taking in most of the lands east of Russia.

It will be immense, guys.
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Old 02-01-2008, 02:17 AM   #2
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I like it
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:27 AM   #3
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I'm half awake in a fake empire, Kieranbetty.

lololololololololololololololol
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:30 AM   #4
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Ylou know what I find funny, hilarious, wild even?

It's that the more clueless around here (not you U2PMF), think that I am Zoomerang96.

I admit I do absolutely nothing to discourage this impression

but honestly

why am I writing in the posting style of Deep?

No really, honestly why would one not realise I and Zoomerang96 are different people? I mean, why? We are clearly - apart from our mutual devotion to the British Empire, and uncontrollable mindless violence - absolutely different people.
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Old 02-01-2008, 06:41 AM   #5
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fuck off, British empire is full of commy's now. We shall smite you so god help me.
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will there be jousts in your kingdome, oh mighty one?
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:26 AM   #7
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the day has come for a new revolution.

a reverse red dawn.

a reversal of independence granted to insignificant quasi-states, such as canada, australia and new zealand.

it's time for us to bown low before our royal highness, queen elizabeth the second and demand that she, and she alone guide us through these perilous times.

no more duma's or plastic parliaments. we, the queen's subjects, demand an end to elected representation, and the restart of a never-ending quest to expand our empire.

we will conquer the savage hosts of foreign countries, and britanicanize their soil and their subjects.

we will riot like it's 1968 again, people. and we will make our queen, theirs.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:29 AM   #8
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Ylou know what I find funny, hilarious, wild even?

It's that the more clueless around here (not you U2PMF), think that I am Zoomerang96.

I admit I do absolutely nothing to discourage this impression

but honestly

why am I writing in the posting style of Deep?

No really, honestly why would one not realise I and Zoomerang96 are different people? I mean, why? We are clearly - apart from our mutual devotion to the British Empire, and uncontrollable mindless violence - absolutely different people.
and people think i'm a troll because i don't bow down and suck off paul mcguinness.

what a gosh-darn silly world we live in, kieran!

maybe i'm not taking enough medicine.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:32 AM   #9
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Please don't be so vulgar.
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Old 02-01-2008, 12:57 PM   #10
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don't talk like that to the king
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I could just lock the thread.
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Old 02-01-2008, 01:38 PM   #12
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Or maybe a relocation to fan fic?

Although, I don't know if the Holy British Empire is sexy enough for a setting.
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Does this mean I'll be able to go to Cabo without a passport?
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:39 PM   #14
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those within the british empire shouldn't need a passport to go anywhere within the empire, davec.
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:17 PM   #15
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I could just lock the thread.
maybe we should just merge it with one of the other vulgar threads?
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