Absolutely, and we need to load up on more funny stuff
How about some funny holiday stuff since it's officially December?
I will go first:
The First Christmas Joke of the Year
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,
"you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas
to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle,
he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter
said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells"
.. Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow
and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
