NAME MY NEW BUSINESS!!!!

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm serious, guys. I'm thinking of starting my own cleaning service, and if I have the balls to go through with it, I can have signs up around town by this weekend. Eek!

OK, the goal here is to help me name it...I'll take any suggestions, from subtle U2 references (I've already thought of Lemon Fresh, lol), to cute cleaning ones. I'd appreciate any and all help!!!

(And no, "Popwhore Cleaning" will not be acceptable-I'm serious here!!)

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"I sometimes get the odd twinge that I wouldn't mind playing lead guitar, just like a couple of notes, but that's about as near as I would want to get to the front." -Larry

 

[wannabe]

"Cleanliness Is Godliness"

 

[Bonochick]

I like "Lemon Fresh"!

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[~LadyLemon~]

My mom started her own cleaning company 14 years ago...

Sorry babe, can't think of any interesting names right now.

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Are you serious? Wow, how did she do it? I think I need a few pushes before I'm totally convinced. lol

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"I sometimes get the odd twinge that I wouldn't mind playing lead guitar, just like a couple of notes, but that's about as near as I would want to get to the front." -Larry

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I can ask her for you--I was 7 or 8 when she did it so I really can't remember how she started out.

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come

 

[TylerDurden]

"Fucked Your House?
Call Aprils Cleaning Service!"

 

[TylerDurden]

"Do You Need A Gooooood Servicing?
CALL APRIL!"

 

[HelloAngel]

April's Windex Showers
smell like flowers!

I dunno... I'm drunk.

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No alarms and no surprises, please.

 

[kobayashi]

if you're stuck in tub scum that you can't get out of call april.
(sorry if 'tub scum' is the wrong term, i've never really cleaned to much)

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against smileys

 

[Klodomir]

Tub scum? If nothing else, it's a good insult!

 

[Hewson]

How about simply: "April's Showers"


[This message has been edited by Hewson (edited 12-13-2001).]

 

[clarityat3am]

U2 Cleans For You!

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"It's all about drums."

"What's with all the glitter? I thought you didn't like our mirrorball lemon and shit. Well it's too late to change your mind now." -- Bono, Indianapolis, May 10, 2001

"Tonight with us, we have people who turned celebrity on its head. Celebrities are supposed to be somebody special, film stars, rock stars, we're celebrities. Supposed to be heroes, but we're not heroes. We're very selfish people who enjoy what they do, thank you very much. But here tonight we have from the fire department of New York City, from the police department of New York City, men and women that came down to catch the U2 show tonight. Theirs is the kind of bravery that can truly change the world." --Bono, Notre Dame, October 10, 2001

Whether you love me or hate me you can still email me: clarityat3am@hotmail.com

 

[clarityat3am]

Van Diemen Cleaning! (oh feck it I dunno

)

 

[clarityat3am]

Ultraviolet (Clean My Way)

Yeah I know..I'm just being silly.

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by Hewson:
How about simply: "April's Showers"


[This message has been edited by Hewson (edited 12-13-2001).]

i like!!
and LemonFresh, too! (which will make u happy and giddy b/c it's got lemonsss..but never in the daylight...)



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Larry: He wants me to star, but he can't afford me...
I'm too expensive.
When Bono was asked about the MDH movie

In a little while I'll be there

*%* U2 Take Me Higher *%*

 

[SicilianGoddess]

I like Lemon Fresh and PopWhore Cleaning.

 

[Not George Lucas]

Larry's Toolshed

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It's the Bono Action Figure!

 

[Salome]

"clean up your act"


I'm sorry I didn't come up with anything better

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[DrTeeth]

P.E.C.K.E.R.

Popwhore's Excellent Company Kleaning Every Ratthole

 

[Zoo Schabow]

How about,

Spank the Skank and Smoke Some Dank Cleaning Service

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AFLAC!!!!!!

 

[U2ME3]

How about

April's Cleaning Service--
"If you're a slob, I want the job!"

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~ME THREE

Don't get sentimental
It always ends up drivel

[This message has been edited by U2ME3 (edited 12-13-2001).]

 

[Zoo Schabow]

Originally posted by U2ME3:
How about

April's Cleaning Service--
"If you're a slob, I want the job!"

Or, "If you're a slob, I'll give you a **** job!"

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AFLAC!!!!!!

 

[U2ME3]

Originally posted by Zoo Schabow:
Or, "If you're a slob, I'll give you a **** job!"

Probably get a hell of alot more business.

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~ME THREE

Don't get sentimental
It always ends up drivel

 

[Zoo Schabow]

Originally posted by U2ME3:
Probably get a hell of alot more business.

HAHA! Good point!

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AFLAC!!!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Somehow I knew I wouldn't really get a lot of serious replies. lol

Well, after today's events, the signs will have to wait to be put up next week. I like the Lemon Fresh and April's Showers.

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"I sometimes get the odd twinge that I wouldn't mind playing lead guitar, just like a couple of notes, but that's about as near as I would want to get to the front." -Larry

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

A Sort of Homecleaning

 

[alreadygone]

All the Crap You Left Behind

 

[Angela Harlem]

Pig Sty Trough Cleaning Services.


Im drunk like helloangel, so dont mind me.


I saw a plumber's van once with the bumper sticker that said "Your shit is my bread and butter".

 

[annalivia]

Bright Shiny Things

anna