Name my lizard

[Kieran McConville]

I have acquired a pet lizard. He/it is an Australian citizen, though originally of Pacific extraction. I need help naming my new lizard, so that I have something to say when I need his/its attention.

So come on guys, post your lizard names here. If I don't like them, you're in big trouble.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Uncle Ronnie

 

[Angela Harlem]

Zed Brett.
Jonothan Livingstone Budgarigar.
ATSIC (to celebrate it's heritage, naturally)
Kylie.
Kevin Dwayne Cleatus Keating.
Harold Holt (for when it is certain to escape it's detention centre causing you to yell 'where the **** are you?)
Lunch.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Troy McClure

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Wendell Sailor

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Thin.

By the way, this is the best title in months.

 

[MrBrau1]

Lizzy

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Thin.

By the way, this is the best title in months.

you stole the words right out of my mouth... on both counts.

thin lizzard

mentertaining title

 

[Mr. BAW]

Sorry to Pinball Wizard but I call my lizard Tommy.

Since that one's already taken maybe you can be Timmy.

 

[martha]

Jim Morrison


because he was the


wait for it




Lizard King

 

[wolfeden]

Lounge

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Ken. Although that's really more of a name for a newt.

 

[dsmith2904]

Jockey Smith

 

[MooMoo!]

pinball lizard
the lizard of oz

 

[Calluna]

I think you should name your lizard Kool Moe Dee.

 

[wolfeden]

Eddie L'Izzard

 

[Kieran McConville]

Ok guys, I decided to name the lizard Baxter Detention Centre, cause that's where he's headed now that I found out his immigration papers are a mess.

 

[cass]

Is it too late to suggest Romeo...or Tony?

My son's school friend has the surname Komoto. He has just completed his airforce basic training and the guys he met there nicknamed him Romeo and Dragon...mainly Romeo
Tony is my bro-in-law

Baxter is OK too

 

[Justified]

if I could rate threads,I would give this 5 stars for the title alone.

 

[Muggsy]

Troy McClure

hahahahaha.... like selma's lizard.....

hey I like Jim Morrison... the king of lizards

 

[GARY#2]

Selma's lizard is Jub Jub.

~ lisa, the lizard queen!

 

[U2zoogirl]

Selma's lizard is Jub Jub.

~ lisa, the lizard queen!

in the spanish version the name of selma's lizard is "Chelito"

hey... that's a cool name!!

 

[ABEL]

Lizzy

i like that! since it's my nickname

lizzie lizard

 

[indra]

ummm... do lizards live under rocks? If so name him Daniel....trust me, it fits. (and it's no one here -- at least I don't think so!)

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Ok guys, I decided to name the lizard Baxter Detention Centre, cause that's where he's headed now that I found out his immigration papers are a mess.

Can we move this to FYM to have a discussion on the legality of illegal immigrants?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Um Yertle the Tertle, I think FYM has already had that discussion. I think it was concluded that illegal immigrants should be shot. Or something.

Besides, this thread is about my lizard, who doesn't exist but merely is a sort of imaginary lizard.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

so if it was an imaginary lizard, it would probably respond to an entire array of names?

you could like change it every week to fit the entire Cricket Board Of Swaziland or something.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I say we sew the lizard's mouth shut, sail to international waters, throw it overboard and become celebrities.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Yertle the Tertle, I'm not naming my lizard after the Cricket Board of Swaziland.

Angela Harlem, great idea! From what I can tell, international waters start at the Brisbane River, so I'm not far away!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

hi i'm troy mclure... you might remember me from such lizards as the iguana, the komono dragon, or the venemous gila monster of southwest new mexico.