My Humps

[Numb1075]

Ok, someone had to start this thread......might as well be Numb.

What are your thoughts on the new Black Eyed Peas song called "My Humps"?

Although it is cheesy pop, I think I like it. I find myself dancing in the car a little bit.

Anyone else?


What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump,my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nice
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
Well mix your milk wit my cocoa puffs,
Milky, milky coco
Mix your milk with my cocoa puffs, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

I've only heard it once-my sister played it for me one night, 'cause she loves the song and thinks it's funny.

I don't know what to think about it, other than that it's...weird.

Angela

 

[Numb1075]

weird is an understatement

 

[Bonochick]

I'm like the queen of loving music that would have me stoned by most...but this song is just absolutely terrible. I would be embarrassed to be singing it.

However...an Interferencer sang part of it to me on my voicemail one day, and now I can't help but listen to this song when it's on the radio because it makes me think of him.

 

[FlyYourKite]

This song's lyrics deserve awards



Really....what a piece of crap.

 

[corianderstem]

Don't Phunk With My Heart is a much better guilty pleasure song to dance along to. This one just blows.

 

[Numb1075]

crappy pop - gotta love it.

Bonochick, I am in the same boat as you, for some reason I like these catchy crappy tunes...

Don't even get me started on the B-A-N-A-N-A-S Gwen Stefani song

 

[daygloeyes2]

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?

If a guy ever asked me any of these things, I'd be swooning.

 

[HelloAngel]

Those look like Ludacris' lyrics.

 

[Numb1075]

Will I AM is no Shakespeare

 

[bollox]

i kinda like it . . .

i think there's a competition to see who can make the dumbest pop song possible. i thought hollaback girl and that "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song would be hard to top, but this definitely ranks.

in the right context, all these songs are great. i recommend listening to them in a loud nightclub after consuming massive quantitites of alcohol. they'll sound amazing then!

 

[Numb1075]

agreed Bollox

music doesn't always need to be serious

it's refreshing to see the occasional objectivity of women, and s@x for JUST pleasure w/ no strings attached.

AND, I enjoy being kept in the loop w/ the slang of the times....

Lady Lumps = breasts

learn something new every day.

 

[UberBeaver]

It makes me question my own mortality. It causes me to reflect upon what makes me truly human, what makes us all truly human. Is it the humps, the back and the front? Is it? I know not, but I weep as I ponder.

 

[Numb1075]

^

 

[IWasBored]

holy crap, that's up there with that honky tonk badonkadonk song MVD posted.

never heard it, want to keep it that way.

 

[Numb1075]

IWasBored - unfortunately for you, this song will find you at some point

 

[IWasBored]

IWasBored - unfortunately for you, this song will find you at some point

i don't know. i do a pretty good job hiding from things like this. unless it truly is everywhere. but most likely, i should be okay

 

[youtooellen]

I must admit this song is pretty catchy, but it could also be because it's really overplayed on the radio and whatnot. actually, it kind of gets... forced into my brain.

other than that, I don't like the song much because the cheerleaders at my school sing this song in the hallways and dance dirty to it.

in conclusion, I don't really like the song.
brilliant lyrics though.......

 

[FlyYourKite]

It makes me question my own mortality. It causes me to reflect upon what makes me truly human, what makes us all truly human. Is it the humps, the back and the front? Is it? I know not, but I weep as I ponder.

 

[Bono's shades]

I've managed to avoid this song, too. My God, the lyrics are horrendous. I hope they don't put it in a commercial, or I may have to avoid watching TV.

 

[Zoots]

IWasBored - unfortunately for you, this song will find you at some point

It found me in my roommate's car!

and at a local bar! It's fun to dance to but.. My God, are the lyrics absolutely horrible?!!

 

[VertigoGal]

I avoided this song for a few weeks, but it found me.

This song has caused me so much pain. Imagine a dozen 15 year-old girls singing this song over and over. Well, actually, don't...some of you pervs might like that, but for me it was just traumatic.

 

[chiso]

I was watching the video last week - the girl (Fergie?) looks amazing!!!






[but, yeah, the song sucks...]

 

[Zoots]

Well, actually, don't...some of you pervs might like that, but for me it was just traumatic.

VG! Where the hell are you? Describe is so empty today.

 

[VertigoGal]

I'll venture over to describe...I've been complaining about stuff over in FYM (always good fun), and checking my email every other minute (it's what I do when I'm procrastinating )...

anyway, i'll see you in describe in a few minutes

 

[IWasBored]

It found me in my roommate's car!

and at a local bar! It's fun to dance to but.. My God, are the lyrics absolutely horrible?!!

good thing i stay away from my roommate's car and the local bars

 

[Numb1075]

What you gonna do wit' all dat junk? all dat junk inside your trunk?

what the hell is up w/ the cocoa puffs part? OMFG !!@11!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the video for this came on the TV and i found myself stuck on the channel until the video ended... the same way you stare at a car crash, knowing that you're not going to like the awfulness that you see, but you just can't tear yourself away.

i get the same feeling everytime i see r. kelly

 

[Numb1075]

i can't make it through an R Kelly video. i get skeeved.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

oh you must sit through "trapped in the closet'

i own the DVD