MINUTES OF MEETING-
ME- sup boss
GM-
Sit down
ME-ok
MM
enters followed by HRM
GM
-DB9 I know you got f*cked over in your divorce..You are one of my most talented sale reps here. Your production is a little down, whats wrong?
MM-(interruppting and blurting out))-He thinks hes a hotshot w a 12 in c*ck. He acts like he runs the show. He slaps the other managers around. He is on the internet too much .
He comes and goes as he pleases.!!!!
HRM-(smiles at me w a what up look)
Me- (smileback)
GM-DB9 would you care to answer?
ME- Thank you, yes boss. First of all Ive been here 10 yrs. I have help build this store from the ground up. Ive been around longer than most of these candyass managers. These fellas have a different way of selling cars than I. I like to be more honest and open w my customers. Their approach is to deceive and manipulate. I refuse. My integrity is more important. Having said that I have lost my drive to work in an uncomfotable environment.
HRM-(smiling at me outta the corner of my eye)
GM-DB9 Do you think we can reach some common ground?
MM(recoiling in disgust)..sighing..
ME-Yes absolutely. I will happy to adapt to their methods insomuch as it isnt dishonest or deceptive.
MM -BUT HES ON the Internet!
GM-Yes DB9 we have noticed a little computer usage from you as of late..you and this BONOILOVEYOU chat line, can we curtail that? I know the Bonoguy is a great man but..jeez DB9. That is all your doing on the internet, correct?
ME-Well I have had a lot of prospects come thru the internet boss.
So basically this site Interference.Com is perhaps a win-win situation for us all here
I chat w/them about Jeeps/music and our automobiles ect.
MM-(face turns beet red)
GM- Well very well than DB9.With this talk I expect you to pick up the slack, ease off the comp a bit and start rocking again. Hey DB9 isnt it your birthday today?
ME-Yes
GM-Im taking you to lunch. I really apprciate your years of service.
HRM-smiles.
MM-walks out
ME and GM go to lunch at Az Country Club.
DB9 doubles his monthly volume in 3 short days....
MM-(gives DB9 a kiss on the 3rd day.)
Out-
DB9