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Old 01-28-2002, 06:29 PM   #1
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Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

This is my little commercial for the new Lovage CD. I have been listening to it alot lately and as your attourney, I highly recommend that you go out and procure a copy for yourself at once. It's the perfect Valentine's Day music. FYI to all you Damon girls, he is featured on this one too! He plays Damien Thorn VII.



LOV AGE - Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

"Lovage is an herb that is said to be a benefit for relieving abdominal pains due to gastrointestinal gas. It's also been touted to reduce flatulence when consumed as a tea brewed from it's roots or leaves."

FEATURING WELL KNOWN SEXPERTS

Chest Rockwell (Prince Paul)
Damien Thorn VII (Damon Albarn)
Afrika Bambaataa (The Godfather of Hip-Hop and Love)
Charmelle Carmel (Plug 3 from De La Soul)



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Old 01-28-2002, 06:31 PM   #2
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LADIES LOVE CHEST ROCKWELL


*insert cheesy seventies porn soundtrack here*

People wanna know, "What's the secret to Chest Rockwell's ability to pick up all
of these beautiful women? Is it your good looks? Is it that big bulge in your
pants? Could be that fancy car you drive?" (That I lease and change every other
year but you don't need to know that) I say, "Look, I'm gonna let you in on a
little secret." My man, Nathaniel Merriweather, you know, my little running
buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling School, made this thing called, "Music to Make
Love to Your Old Lady By." Barry White used to work. Shoot, even ABBA used to
work the way I was doing my thing. But man, you put this on, the ho's just go
wild. I'm tellin' you, Music to Make Love to your Old Lady By. You know, you
tried Cognac, you even tried givin' her some weed. Shoot you might have even
tried ecstasy. But there ain't no sheer ecstasy until you've tried, Music to
Make Love to Your Old Lady By.


Chest Rockwell appears courtesy of the Handsonium Institute in Sunny Palm Springs. http://www.lovage.co.uk/

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Old 01-29-2002, 02:11 AM   #3
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He looks pretty cool.
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Biggity bam. That record is the shiznito bam snip snap sally. I'm serious.

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