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Old 07-25-2006, 02:01 AM   #46
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Q: What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?



A: "Excuse me, but you're in my son."



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What was Sonny Bonos last hit?





A tree.
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What was Sonny Bonos last hit?





A tree.



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What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?



















thye both suck without cream
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^^ Ahh..thats great...
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Here’s one I told Ruffian (before I knew who she was) while waiting in line to go into the San Diego Hard Rock on March 27th 2005.

Today I went into a confessional and told the priest, ‘Father, yesterday I drove up to LA where U2 were having a dress rehearsal and they let all of us in to see a free show!’
The Priest said ‘Are you a catholic?’
I said ‘No’
The priest said ‘Then why are you telling me?’
I said ‘I’m telling everyone!’
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The saddest part of this Michael Jackson scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing his own crotch.

"Earlier today, police raided the Neverland ranch. Michael Jackson was so upset he dangled himself over a balcony.
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Baby..you're so..cruel..






























That's it. That's the joke.
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From my English teacher

Did you hear Stevie Wonder was offered a concert in Dublin, but he turned it down because he just couldn't see the point.

No non-Irish person is going to get that unless they remember a certain New Year's U2 concert during Lovetown
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The saddest part of this Michael Jackson scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing his own crotch.



So very true!!!
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor found dead in French footballer's hotel room.

The police have described it as 'Murder on Zidane's Floor'.
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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?









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That's a marching band joke. And I would know.
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WHY DID MICHAEL BOND OUT OF JAIL? THERE'S PLENTY OF BOYS IN JAIL THAT HE WON'T HAVE TO DRUG TO MOLEST!



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