Mr. Chizip's Cafe De Luxe (non-premiums only)

[Chizip]

Since I can't seem to get into the Mr. Pussy's Cafe De Luxe, I thought I would start my own thread for non premium members. I have nothing against premium members, but I think the non premiums would also like to have a place of their own to chit and chat and what not. So if you are a premium member, please stop reading and leave now, thank you.





So, to all my non premium friends, hi, how are you guys? What made ya decide to not go premium? Have you ever been tempted to give in? Why dont you all tell me a little more about yourselves, since we are all now soul brothers, soul brothers forvever. (soul brothers includes the ladies of course)

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

that is what you get for being a cheap bastard.

 

[Chizip]

get out of here non non premium!!!!!

 

[arw]

Chizip, where's that sig you are making for me?

 

[Chizip]

oh yeah, i forgot about it, but you are a non non premium, you need to leave here!!! bring up these issues in the all inclusive randoooom thread, thanks.

 

[arw]

whatever

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

your idea is going down in flames chizip

 

[arw]

yeah it sucks. -10 stars.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

boo

 

[Chizip]

because all you non non premiums are crashing the party.

i just think if the premiums can have their own special forum, the non premiums can at least have a stinkin thread.

whats so wrong with that?

actually dont answer that, since you shouldnt be reading this anyway

 

[arw]

Why don't you just pay up and then you won't be excluded from Mr Pussy's Cafe? It's $12.00! $1.00 a month if you break it down. Big deal.

 

[martha]

*leaves*

 

[Chizip]

for some people that is a lot of money, why cant the non premiums just have 1 thread for themselves?


sheesh


come on non premiums, this is your place, lets enjoy it.

 

[diamond]

genuis

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

diamond you would go along with this.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Oops. Sorry, wrong thread.

Exit stage right.

 

[cujo]

I'm sorry chizzer... I've gone to the dark side. They have stolen my immortal soul and replaced it with a golden members only jacket; you are now nothing to me...

Don't worry chishit disturber, I'll still talk to you... and about you, behind your back in Mr. Pussy's cafe...

 

[Chizip]

oh man, not you too

thats ok, we dont need ya

all non premiums, please show yourselves, we must unite

and all non non premiums, im asking again, please let us be

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

best thread in a long time.

if your a premium member, get the hell out! get out! get out!!!

*throws shoe

 

[Chizip]

welcome flag pole, i know we have had our difference, but i think we can put them aside for the good of our non premium race.


feel free to indulge in the crapulence of the non premiums, as we are nothing, if not united.

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

ok, good idea.

they are the social elite. us communists know equality when we see AND create it.

 

[Peanut Butter Panda Bear]

*rubs peanut butter all over the walls*

 

[Chizip]

now this is what i had in mind, lots of peanut butter for all the non premiums!

 

[diamond]

 

[Justified]

yes... finally a place for me to show off my killer abs and dance skills.

 

[Chizip]

oh nice, i think we may need to make bear an honorary non non premium for his services

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

spreading peanut butter on the walls is nothing compared to blood.

ted connors would be rolling in his grave, if he were dead.

 

[Chizip]

sound slike we need a blood panda bear

and yes, please show, we love killer abs and dance skills

 

[Sylvia Plath]

*sits in the corner*

 

[Homey]

This takes me back!