Mr. Chizip's Cafe De Luxe (non-premiums only)

[Stories for Boys]

black, pink (don't ask...), and blue with flowers...

 

[arw]

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

yawn this. i dont see you bringing anything to the table.

 

[Chizip]

arw, im warning you!

 

[Stories for Boys]

chuck? you realize i will call you that now cause you're mean...

chuck chuck chuck...what's up chuck?

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

*congratulates himself for not cursing out the victim in his last post

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

what about fan fiction? how will it work for my beautiful "slayer-slasher-shitty" stories? will it bring new scenarios?

i can only write about two guys getting on for so long before i need further inspiration...thanks a lot for the gift.

when I read your story i laughed so hard i thought i was going to die

 

[Justified]

 

[cujo]

Soybomb!!!

Time for my next battle plan:

Shock & Paul...

mwhahahaha

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

when I read your story i laughed so hard i thought i was going to die

ah dear iluvlarrymullen,

may i call you luvlarrymullen? its much shorter and easier to type.

its people like you who make my time worthwhile, here at interference.

 

[arw]

yawn this. i dont see you bringing anything to the table.

read back a few pages.


I need to stay on Chizzy's good side cuz he's making me a new Edge sig so that's why I'm not saying much.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you kill me Flag Pole Pea. can i call you that?

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

oh, then forgive me.

i thought you were being ever so arrogant like some others who go around yawning in threads that dont pertain to them.

forgive me for my mistake.

 

[arw]

arw, im warning you!

 

[Chizip]

thats better, now get out

 

[Stories for Boys]

i sense some hostility in the thread...i'd best go to bed

 

[arw]

oh, then forgive me.

i thought you were being ever so arrogant like some others who go around yawning in threads that dont pertain to them.

forgive me for my mistake.

:gasp: is that an apology? Can it be true? Flag Pole Pear utters the words forgive me.

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

you kill me Flag Pole Pea. can i call you that?

or ted connors, whichever you prefer...

 

[arw]

thats better, now get out

I'm still here

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

ted pole pea

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

:gasp: is that an apology? Can it be true? Flag Pole Pear utters the words forgive me.

just forgive me already and lets move on...

 

[cujo]

just forgive me already and lets move on...

move on... sheesh

what's up with that Flag Pole Jumper

 

[Flag Pole Pear]

ill kill you cujo, if its the last thing i do.

 

[arw]

just forgive me already and lets move on...

I'm frightened.


You're being nice. What's going on?

 

[cujo]

ill kill you cujo, if its the last thing i do.

Don't bludgeon me... I'm already dead.

 

[arw]

Hi Miss Cleo!!!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

surely this thread deserves more than one star....death threats, thongs, paul mcG, ms paint......what more could you really ask for

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

am i allowed to say i own a thong or two? lol

 

[Chizip]

see what happens when there is a thread for all non premiums to be happy and not fear persecution, we are all nice in a utopian society. so you non non premiums dont come here and mess it up.

 

[Chizip]

only if you show us missdress