Movies that would've been better with Morgan Freeman narration

[LMP]

Blade Runner
Schindler's List
and The X-Files Movie for sure.

I want him to do episodes of the 4400.

 

[Lancemc]

You...little bastard.

 

[corianderstem]

Deep Impact

Or would it be inappropriate for him to narrate AND play the president?

 

[U2isthebest]

Napoleon Dynamite.

/thread

 

[Lancemc]

Transformers.

 

[LMP]

Deep Impact

Or would it be inappropriate for him to narrate AND play the president?

"I wish I could tell you that the Earth fought the good fight, and the Giant Meteor let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew."

 

[impy13]

Gummo

 

[Lancemc]

Also,

There Will Be Blood.

 

[LMP]

We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Daniel fucking Day-Lewis - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his milkshake.

 

[corianderstem]

Gummo

Shortbus

 

[phillyfan26]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

 

[lazarus]

Deep Throat

 

[cobl04]

I totally ed when I saw that title.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[No spoken words]

Battlefield Earth.

 

[LMP]

"The following April, Terl did tax returns for half the guards at Shawshank. Year after that he did them all including the warden's. Year after that they rescheduled the start of the intra-mural season to coincide with tax season. The guards on the opposing teams all remembered to bring their W2s."

 

[the tourist]

He and William Shatner should co-narrate The Little Mermaid.

 

[Canadiens1131]

star wars ep 1 2 and 3

 

[the tourist]

The Silence of the Lambs.

Waiting.

North By Northwest.

Creepshow.

 

[No spoken words]

Digimon.

 

[the tourist]

Blair Witch Project.

 

[monkeyskin]

American Pie

"And so it was, that on the sunny afternoon that his mother had left an apple pie to cool for her husband and son, Jim remembered Oz's description of second base and decided to fuck that pie right there in the kitchen. Him and his Dad just figured they'd tell Mom they ate it all."

 

[UberBeaver]

Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Lancemc]

Se7en.

 

[UberBeaver]

American Pie

"And so it was, that on the sunny afternoon that his mother had left an apple pie to cool for her husband and son, Jim remembered Oz's description of second base and decided to fuck that pie right there in the kitchen. Him and his Dad just figured they'd tell Mom they ate it all."

lol.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Gigli.

 

[Dalton]

The Birth of a Nation

 

[the tourist]

American Pie

"And so it was, that on the sunny afternoon that his mother had left an apple pie to cool for her husband and son, Jim remembered Oz's description of second base and decided to fuck that pie right there in the kitchen. Him and his Dad just figured they'd tell Mom they ate it all."

As I read it, I could hear Morgan Freeman's voice. Amazing how easy that is, and how it totally would've worked.

 

[U2isthebest]

Children of the Corn

I really have no idea what he would've said, but it would've been awesome.

 

[Lancemc]

The Birth of a Nation

/thread.

 

[lazarus]

The Birth of a Nation

genius.