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Hey, did I show you my draft for the Superthread Purity Test? I don't think I did ...
anna! 
noooo
Hey, did I show you my draft for the Superthread Purity Test? I don't think I did ...
noooo
Well then, here it is! I want to keep it to 100 questions. The original draft took 69 from the original test (an unintentional figure, I swear), some of which are mergers of multiple questions or rephrasings, and added 31 new questions. I've subsequently thought of a 32nd, which is noted as #101 at the end, and it's been suggested that we cut questions #63-65, since we'd all sincerely hope nobody on the Superthreads woulod do any of that! I have no qualms with cutting #45 or #50-51 either, if we think of more good questions.
Anyhow, tell me what you think!
DRAFT SUPERTHREAD PURITY TEST
Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. danced cheek-to-cheek
3. kissed an MOS?
4. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
5. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
6. French kissed?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. made out?
9. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
10. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
11. seen a stripper?
12. had an erection, clitoral erection?
13. had an orgasm?
14. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
15. been engaged or married?
16. viewed pornography of any description?
17. been drunk?
18. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
19. lost consciousness due to drinking?
20. smoked tobacco?
21. smoked pot or hashish
22. used cocaine or speed?
23. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
24. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
25. been arrested?
26. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
27. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
28. fondled an MOS's buttocks?
29. fondled an MOS's genitals?
30. had your genitals fondled?
31. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
32. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
33. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
34. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
35. had sexual intercourse?
36. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
37. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
38. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
39. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
40. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
41. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
42. had group sex?
43. had anal intercourse?
44. purchased contraceptives?
45. travelled over 100 kilometres for the sole purpose of intercourse?
46. overshared on the Superthreads?
47. spent the night in an MOS's room?
48. slept with an MOS?
49. committed statutory rape?
50. been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp?
51. ... accepted?
52. engaged in cunnilingus?
53. engaged in fellatio?
54. gone 69?
55. masturbated?
56. masturbated with another person in the room?
57. watched another person masturbate?
58. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
59. had an STD test?
60. had an STD?
61. committed an act of exhibitionism (e.g. streaking, flashing)?
62. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
63. committed incest?
64. committed a paedophilic act?
65. committed bestiality?
66. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
67. used a form of sexual lubricant?
68. engaged in bondage?
69. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
70. committed an act of voyeurism?
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
74. stonedposted on the Superthread?
75. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
76. made a Superthread?
77. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
78. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
79. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
80. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
81. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
82. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and execution?
83. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
84. bought or renewed an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
85. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
86. been 15ed? (see above)
87. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
88. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
89. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
90. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
91. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
92. participated in a picspam?
93. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
94. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
95. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
96. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
97. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
98. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
99. met a Superthreader in person?
100. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?
101. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used either the original purity test or this one as inspiration for activities?
coolian2
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I think 63-65 can go, because even if someone has....we don't need to know.
45 isn't necessary either, but 50-51 have to stay. Just because it would be a bloody funny story.
45 isn't necessary either, but 50-51 have to stay. Just because it would be a bloody funny story.
i like it!!
oh and 45 has to stay.
great, i come back from watching a vid and everyone goes all silent!
Gluey
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Someone make me laugh 
My kids are walking, talking horror stories today (to the point I could walk out the door, right now and not come back), and Mr G has to work late so we can't go out for dinner as planned.
My kids are walking, talking horror stories today (to the point I could walk out the door, right now and not come back), and Mr G has to work late so we can't go out for dinner as planned.
Gluey
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do we have to give our answers for each question???? 
.....like as in for everyone to see 
Someone make me laugh
My kids are walking, talking horror stories today (to the point I could walk out the door, right now and not come back), and Mr G has to work late so we can't go out for dinner as planned.
ances like spaz:
no, just me
coolian2
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Someone make me laugh
My kids are walking, talking horror stories today (to the point I could walk out the door, right now and not come back), and Mr G has to work late so we can't go out for dinner as planned.
Come here, I has foods that aren't samosas.
Since you've done it and don't want to lose that chance to drop a purity point?
Someone make me laugh
My kids are walking, talking horror stories today (to the point I could walk out the door, right now and not come back), and Mr G has to work late so we can't go out for dinner as planned.
I don't have a comical way of wishing you happy birthday, I'm afraid.Time to spill and lose #46.
coolian2
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Lunchtime.
haven't i overshared enough?
Gluey
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Gluey
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Gluey
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haven't i overshared enough?
Probably, but don't you want to make absolutely sure of it?
Probably, but don't you want to make absolutely sure of it?
So, I'm wondering where we can put this Superthread Purity Test. It'd be nice to have an online test to calculate the score rather than asking people to work it out themselves. Would we be able to put it on the Superthread page of your site, Khan, or would it be too difficult? I'm sure there must be some quiz website out there that would allow us to construct a test to our liking?
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