Mount Buggery, Victoria Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

People are realising what a fucking great, friendly place this is.

Especially at the moment, compared to other places on the forum.

We're the good time boys and gals, seriously.

 

[redhotswami]

Will do!

I brought one over when I was staying at a conservation park cottage last week, there were heaps of roos and stuff there, I would go out looking for them while drinking.

oooh you stayed at a cottage? that's awesome! pics?

 

[Axver]

Morning.

Hey! We were just talking about you!

Serena's brought the energy to the last couple of threads. She needs to wake up already! It's slow going at the moment. To the point that I'm contemplating housework, OH NOEZ.

 

[redhotswami]

Especially at the moment, compared to other places on the forum.

We're the good time boys and gals, seriously.

oooh have i been missing forum drama??

 

[Serena Vox]

Serena! Sup?

My poor throat's killing me today.
Thank Bono for sore throat lozenges.

How are you doing?

 

[phanan]

People are realising what a fucking great, friendly place this is.

The word is spreading.

Just don't let too many people in EYKIW find it.

 

[Reggo]

Oh, Mizza and Reggo, earlier this evening and I wrote a draft Superthread Purity Test, in case you're interested. Mia, I'm pretty sure you'll score lower than 83 this time!

To quote Mia, :fuckyeah:

I wonder what score I'll get.

 

[Axver]

YES! Very much so!!!! You rock

I thought of you when I wrote these questions:

Have you ...
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?

I'm a 35% on this new version of the test!

 

[Reggo]

I thought of you when I wrote these questions:

Have you ...
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?

I'm a 35% on this new version of the test!

I'm 100% on those three questions alone. Or zero, I guess, if it's backwards...

 

[redhotswami]

I thought of you when I wrote these questions:

Have you ...
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?

I'm a 35% on this new version of the test!

oh those are gold!!!! love it

 

[Axver]

Come be my personal chef, pls? kthnx.

Good pay and conditions and I'm there.

Though, since you're in Utah, the pay better be damn good.

 

[Serena Vox]

Hey! We were just talking about you!

Does Axver have the power to summon me to the thread, or am I just imagining things?
I heard a voice saying "Come to the superthread...before I have to do chores...come to the superthreeaaddddd."

Anyway, hey! How are you doing today?

 

[Reggo]

Good pay and conditions and I'm there.

Though, since you're in Utah, the pay better be damn good.

I think I'd need a better job before I could pay you enough to come to Utah...

 

[The Sad Punk]

oooh you stayed at a cottage? that's awesome! pics?

Yeah, it was really nice! I took a lot of photos, but I don't know how to transfer them from this camera, I haven't got the lead. I'll ask tomorrow if anyone's seen it.

 

[Axver]

Does Axver have the power to summon me to the thread, or am I just imagining things?
I heard a voice saying "Come to the superthread...before I have to do chores...come to the superthreeaaddddd."

Anyway, hey! How are you doing today?

I have spooky powers over the Superthread's posters.

I'm good, though I don't think I'll be trying hot Hungarian salami AND the hot tomato salsa together again in lavash wraps! My mouth is a bit warm right now.

Yourself?

 

[Serena Vox]

Yes, it was, Ax.

No idea if Serena drinks wine. I was saying she'll love the thread name. Her drink of choice is either schnapps yuck or whiskey. I'm hoping she buys some Wild Irish Rose for her birthday. Listen to her babble about it all night

Catching up. Wine tends to give me terrible hangovers, actually. Not really sure why.
I haven't decided what Il'l be getting for my birthday, but chances are, you're not going to see Axver and I drunk posting at the same time since, ya know, when it's day, it's night there and reverse!

 

[phanan]

I just noticed your location, RBF.

 

[redhotswami]

Yeah, it was really nice! I took a lot of photos, but I don't know how to transfer them from this camera, I haven't got the lead. I'll ask tomorrow if anyone's seen it.

sweeeeeeeet! i wanna see some roos!

 

[Serena Vox]

I thought of you when I wrote these questions:

Have you ...
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?

I'm a 35% on this new version of the test!

I bet I'll be able to say yes to those this weekend.

 

[The Sad Punk]

My poor throat's killing me today.
Thank Bono for sore throat lozenges.

How are you doing?

Yes, praise to the Throat Surgey incarnation of B'nau Voch for that.

I'm good thanks, I might have to go to bed soon, but this clock is screwy so I don't know when exactly I have to go to bed. Hopefully I can stretch things.

 

[redhotswami]

I just noticed your location, RBF.

me too. that's awesome!

 

[The Sad Punk]

sweeeeeeeet! i wanna see some roos!

Yeah! I took some SERIOUSLY RAD photos!

 

[Axver]

Mizza, Serena, Reggo, Pahana, anyone else who cares who hasn't seen it yet, here's my draft of the Superthread Purity Test. Suggestions, additions, critiques, etc. are welcome. 69 questions (I promise you, that figure was unintentional) are from the original Purity Test (some are multiple questions merged into one or rephrased), and the rest are new.

DRAFT SUPERTHREAD PURITY TEST

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. danced cheek-to-cheek
3. kissed an MOS?
4. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
5. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
6. French kissed?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. made out?
9. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
10. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
11. seen a stripper?
12. had an erection, clitoral erection?
13. had an orgasm?
14. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
15. been engaged or married?
16. viewed pornography of any description?
17. been drunk?
18. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
19. lost consciousness due to drinking?
20. smoked tobacco?
21. smoked pot or hashish
22. used cocaine or speed?
23. used LSD, PCP, Ecstacy, heroin, or mushrooms?
24. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
25. been arrested?
26. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
27. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
28. fondled an MOS's buttocks?
29. fondled an MOS's genitals?
30. had your genitals fondled?
31. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
32. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
33. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
34. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
35. had sexual intercourse?
36. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
37. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
38. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
39. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
40. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
41. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
42. had group sex?
43. had anal intercourse?
44. purchased contraceptives?
45. travelled over 100 kilometres for the sole purpose of intercourse?
46. overshared on the Superthreads?
47. spent the night in an MOS's room?
48. slept with an MOS?
49. committed statutory rape?
50. been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp?
51. ... accepted?
52. engaged in cunnilingus?
53. engaged in fellatio?
54. gone 69?
55. masturbated?
56. masturbated with another person in the room?
57. watched another person masturbate?
58. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
59. had an STD test?
60. had an STD?
61. committed an act of exhibitionism ( e.g. streaking, flashing)?
62. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
63. committed incest?
64. committed a paedophilic act?
65. committed bestiality?
66. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
67. used a form of sexual lubricant?
68. engaged in bondage?
69. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
70. committed an act of voyeurism?
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
74. stonedposted on the Superthread?
75. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
76. made a Superthread?
77. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
78. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
79. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
80. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
81. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
82. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and execution?
83. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
84. bought or renewed an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
85. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
86. been 15ed? (see above)
87. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
88. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
89. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
90. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
91. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
92. participated in a picspam?
93. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
94. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
95. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
96. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
97. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
98. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
99. met a Superthreader in person?
100. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?

 

[Reggo]

I just noticed your location, RBF.

me too. that's awesome!

I figured, Eh, why not celebrate it rather than live in shame? Except for a text message I seriously need to settle down over...

 

[The Sad Punk]

From someone who's only been vegetarian for six weeks, I can say that Hungarian salami is totally the best salami. I'm in no rush to eat it these days, though.

 

[Serena Vox]

I have spooky powers over the Superthread's posters.

I'm good, though I don't think I'll be trying hot Hungarian salami AND the hot tomato salsa together again in lavash wraps! My mouth is a bit warm right now.

Yourself?

Well, I'm definitely addicted to this place. Now I'm not sure whether to blame you, or sis.

Oh that sounds so yummy. I doubt it can be much worse than the extra hot wings that I had at my friend's superbowl party. No one else could even eat them! They sent all the wings home with me because I was the only on who could tolerate them.

I'm pretty good, other than the sore throat. Working on getting rid of that before the weekend. That seems to be the only thing really wrong with me in the whole realm of the cold I was catching/came down with. It feels like sandpaper this morning, though I know that's because I just woke up like 15 minutes ago.

That's pretty bad, I haven't even been up 20 minutes and I'm already on here.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I figured, Eh, why not celebrate it rather than live in shame? Except for a text message I seriously need to settle down over...

Ouch, I hope that works out. Last year one of my best mates sent a drunk text to someone and they've never talked since. He had no idea what it said!

 

[Serena Vox]

Yes, praise to the Throat Surgey incarnation of B'nau Voch for that.

I'm good thanks, I might have to go to bed soon, but this clock is screwy so I don't know when exactly I have to go to bed. Hopefully I can stretch things.

Indeed. What would I do without that old B'Nau Voch? :hail:

What's wrong with the clock? You could use your computer time, right? Or your local time on here!

 

[Axver]

Catching up. Wine tends to give me terrible hangovers, actually. Not really sure why.
I haven't decided what Il'l be getting for my birthday, but chances are, you're not going to see Axver and I drunk posting at the same time since, ya know, when it's day, it's night there and reverse!

Yeah, bit of a shame about that. Unless you want to start really early.

Odds are, you'll be drunkposting while I'll hopefully be thinking "thank fuck, no hangover".

 

[Reggo]

Ouch, I hope that works out. Last year one of my best mates sent a drunk text to someone and they've never talked since. He had no idea what it said!

I have no idea what I sent, but it's his response that's spazzing me out.