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Old 07-15-2008, 06:25 AM   #406
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CRAGGY ISLANDS NOT REAL???

you've crushed a young girls dreams. . . .
I didn't say that, I just said it's less real than Disneyland

I can't be bothered with an age joke.
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:27 AM   #407
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Alright, here's the first draft. A couple of areas I'm particularly interested in input. Questions 20-24, I took straight from the original as I'm clueless in that regard. 35-41 was a bit difficult because I wanted to cut back on just how much the original test had, while keeping some variety.

DRAFT SUPERTHREAD PURITY TEST

Have you ...
1. had a date?
2. danced cheek-to-cheek
3. kissed an MOS?
4. engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?
5. kissed an MOS in the horizontal position
6. French kissed?
7. had or given a hickey/love bite?
8. made out?
9. seen a post-pubescent MOS naked?
10. been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?
11. seen a stripper?
12. had an erection, clitoral erection?
13. had an orgasm?
14. had a longterm boyfriend or girlfriend?
15. been engaged or married?
16. viewed pornography of any description?
17. been drunk?
18. used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?
19. lost consciousness due to drinking?
20. smoked tobacco?
21. smoked post or hashish
22. used cocaine?
23. used LSD, PCP, heroin, or mushrooms?
24. used four or more recreational drugs in one night?
25. been arrested?
26. massaged, been massaged by an MOS?
27. fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?
28. fondled an MOS's buttocks?
29. fondled an MOS's genitals?
30. had your genitals fondled?
31. had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?
32. manipulated an MOS to orgasm?
33. showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with an MOS?
34. undressed or been undressed by an MOS?
35. had sexual intercourse?
36. had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?
37. had sexual intercourse with a virgin?
38. had sexual intercourse outdoors?
39. had sexual intercourse with three or more people separately?
40. had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
41. had sexual intercourse in a public place?
42. had group sex?
43. had anal intercourse?
44. purchased contraceptives?
45. travelled over 100 kilometres for the sole purpose of intercourse?
46. overshared on the Superthreads?
47. spent the night in an MOS's room?
48. slept with an MOS?
49. committed statutory rape?
50. been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp?
51. ... accepted?
52. engaged in cunnilingus?
53. engaged in fellatio?
54. gone 69?
55. masturbated?
56. masturbated with another person in the room?
57. watched another person masturbate?
58. simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?
59. had an STD test?
60. had an STD?
61. committed an act of exhibitionism ( e.g. streaking, flashing)?
62. impregnated a woman or been pregnant?
63. committed incest?
64. committed a paedophilic act?
65. committed bestiality?
66. engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?
67. used a form of sexual lubricant?
68. engaged in bondage?
69. engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?
70. committed an act of voyeurism?
71. drunkposted on the Superthread?
72. ... solely due to the Superthread's encouragement?
73. passed out while drunkposting on the Superthread?
74. stonedposted on the Superthread?
75. stayed up hours past when you intended to go to bed due to posting on the Superthread?
76. made a Superthread?
77. ... and vandalised the masterlist of locations?
78. made 100 posts on a single Superthread?
79. made 200 posts on a single Superthread?
80. made 300 posts on a single Superthread?
81. photographed a railed vehicle, plane, stadium, ancient artefact, or rock for a Superthreader?
82. participated in the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein setlist party's inception, planning, and execution?
83. featured the Kunstmuseum Liechtenstein in your signature, avatar, custom user title, or other similar field?
84. bought or renewed an Interference premium membership primarily due to Superthread participation?
85. been 45ed? (if you don't know what that means, you haven't)
86. been 15ed? (see above)
87. made over 1,000 Superthread posts?
88. made over 5,000 Superthread posts?
89. made over 10,000 Superthread posts?
90. put off household chores to post on the Superthread?
91. put off other offline duties or engagements to post on the Superthread (e.g. going to the supermarket, attending university lectures, eating dinner with the family)?
92. participated in a picspam?
93. written a running diary on the Superthreads while listening to an album or playlist?
94. received a mod warning for your behaviour on the Superthread?
95. visited other parts of Interference less due to the Superthreads?
96. used other websites less due to the Superthreads?
97. been to a location the Superthread has visited?
98. been to a location the Superthread has visited because it's a location the Superthread has visited?
99. met a Superthreader in person?
100. made over half your Interference posts in the Superthreads?

Also, just thought of this, though I want to keep the final total to 100:
101. done something with the specific purpose of lowering your purity score or used either the original purity test or this one as inspiration for activities?
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:27 AM   #408
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I didn't say that, I just said it's less real than Disneyland

I can't be bothered with an age joke.
finally showing some respect for your elders you little bastard





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21. smoked post or hashish
?
I've never smokes post but I hear that it blows your mind
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I can't be bothered with an age joke.

Last edited by coolian2; Today at 08:25 PM. Reason: Except to say, you're oooooooooooooooooold
She looks younger than you.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

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Old 07-15-2008, 06:32 AM   #411
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I've never smokes post but I hear that it blows your mind
That must be the best typo I've ever made.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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I have smoked post
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the word buttocks makes me giggle. . . .


sounds ok so far




oooh, i just understood the 45ed thing
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I have smoked post
was it a white post from the side of the road? You'll get addicted
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was it a white post from the side of the road? You'll get addicted
I hear fence posts have really nasty side effects.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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hey whores.


ax that test is toooooooooooooooooooo fucking long

then again i am drunkposting ! :fuckyeah:
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ax that test is toooooooooooooooooooo fucking long

then again i am drunkposting ! :fuckyeah:
Hey Jen!

It's the same length as the one we already have!

Khan did the 1,500 Point Purity Test earlier.
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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was it a white post from the side of the road? You'll get addicted
It was male mail
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glueys bday tomorrow !
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drunkposting?
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