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Old 01-14-2008, 12:11 AM   #46
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Out Ta Get Me by Guns N Roses is fairly badass.
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Grace
She takes the blame
Coves the shame
Removes the stain
It could be her name
Grace...



Knocks me back on my FUCKING head every time.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:36 AM   #48
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Nick Cave's interpretation of Stagger Lee is totally badass and quite obscene:

It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee

He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee

His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Stagger Lee

So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Lee

He said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am"
The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn"
To Stagger Lee

He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
Mr. Stagger Lee

Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"
Mr Stagger Lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head

Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Lee

She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Stagger Lee

"But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
Mr. Stagger Lee"

"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"
Said Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Said Stagger Lee

Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
Stagger Lee

"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Said Stagger Lee
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:40 AM   #49
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Lukin by Pearl Jam deserves a mention.

As does Fuck the Pain Away, by Peaches. Any song that intro's an album with "Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me" has gotta be badass.

Ben Folds - Song for the Dumped

Ben Folds - One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
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Afroman - Colt 45

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long I grew a fucking afro
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that is quite an obscene versiion of SL!
tho truth be told...........don't think iv'e actually ever heard it clearly lyrics wise.
are the original lyrics any where near that either literally or in implication

{and a cool avataR , too}


#rolls up sleaves#
i got one..... a little background>>>
I think it was a Lester Bangs column or some one of his statue who wrote.....a close paraphrase:
Patti Smith was one the first rock & roll woman that R&R boys/men didn't necessarily want to fuck........they wanted to BE her!

hadn't heard it in a long time, but just did overe the holidays.
It's about her experience in a pipe factory in New Jersey-
it's what caught my eye musically about her after I'd been reading about her in the Village Voice of yore back in '73/74......
I saID WOAh -- that's her? wow! been a fan ever since.
(it was played by one of the {now on Fordham Univ station} last of the Free-Form FM radio DJ legends> Vin Scelsa on like ?WNEW-FM (102.7) of NYC. I think they never let him play it again! or not more than a very few times...once the suits got wind. ha!

There's different kinds of Attitude within ATTITUDE- and she has plenty of it!
She's influenced many R&R woman after 1994 (we're NOT talking ......arg, i JUST FORGET their name- you know....."don't start thinking about tomorrw"with the 2 women singers- band)

it's called....... Piss Factory.
Done in a jazzy piano & gutair form- half spoken, half sung- the full band had not been formed yet (she was in transition from spoken-word poet to R&R GodMotha of Punk )

Piss Factory

Sixteen and time to pay off
I got this job in a piss factory inspecting pipe
Forty hours thirty-six dollars a week
But it's a paycheck, Jack.
It's so hot in here, hot like Sahara
You could faint in the heat
But these bitches are just too lame to understand
Too goddamned grateful to get this job
To know they're getting screwed up the ass
All these women they got no teeth or gum or cranium
And the way they suck hot sausage
But me well I wasn't sayin' too much neither
I was moral school girl hard-working asshole
I figured I was speedo motorcycle
I had to earn my dough, had to earn my dough

But no you gotta, you gotta [relate, babe,]
You gotta find the rhythm within
Floor boss slides up to me and he says
"Hey sister, you just movin' too fast,
You screwin' up the quota,
You doin' your piece work too fast,
Now you get off your mustang sally
You ain't goin' nowhere, you ain't goin' nowhere."
I lay back. I get my nerve up. I take a swig of Romilar
And walk up to hot shit Dot Hook and I say
"Hey, hey sister it don't matter whether I do labor fast or slow,
There's always more labor after."
She's real Catholic, see. She fingers her cross and she says
"There's one reason. There's one reason.
You do it my way or I push your face in.
We knee you in the john if you don't get off your get off your mustang Sally,
If you don't shake it up baby." Shake it up, baby. Twist & shout"
Oh that I could will a radio here. James Brown singing
"I Lost Someone" or the Jesters and the Paragons
And Georgie Woods the guy with the goods and Guided Missiles ...
But no, I got nothin', no diversion, no window,
Nothing here but a porthole in the plaster, in the plaster,
Where I look down, look at sweet Theresa's convent
All those nurses, all those nuns scattin' 'round
With their bloom hoods like cats in mourning.
Oh to me they, you know, to me they look pretty damn free down there
Down there not having crystal smooth
Not having to smooth those hands against hot steel
Not having to worry about the [inspeed] the dogma the [inspeed] of labor
They look pretty damn free down there,
And the way they smell, the way they smell
And here I gotta be up here smellin' Dot Hook's midwife sweat
I would rather smell the way boys smell--
Oh those schoolboys the way their legs flap under the desks in study hall
That odor rising roses and ammonia
And way their dicks droop like lilacs
Or the way they smell that forbidden acrid smell
But no I got, I got pink clammy lady in my nostril
Her against the wheel me against the wheel
Oh slow motion inspection is drivin' me insane
In steel next to Dot Hook -- oh we may look the same--
Shoulder to shoulder sweatin' 110 degrees
But I will never faint, I will never faint
They laugh and they expect me to faint but I will never faint
I refuse to lose, I refuse to fall down
Because you see it's the monotony that's got to me
Every afternoon like the last one
Every afternoon like a rerun next to Dot Hook
And yeah we look the same
Both pumpin' steel, both sweatin'
But you know she got nothin' to hide
And I got something to hide here called desire
I got something to hide here called desire
And I will get out of here--
You know the fiery potion is just about to come
In my nose is the taste of sugar
And I got nothin' to hide here save desire
And I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get out of here
I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get on that train,
I'm gonna go on that train and go to New York City
I'm gonna be somebody, I'm gonna get on that train, go to New York City,
I'm gonna be so bad I'm gonna be a big star and I will never return,
Never return, no, never return, to burn out in this piss factory
And I will travel light.
Oh, watch me now.
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I think the most badass songs don't have lyrics. For example, I could watch a dang old Gene Krupa instrumental (video, you gotta see how INTENSE he is), all thinking that I wouldn't want to meet the Chicago Flash in a dark alley because he'd pelt me with drum sticks, and it'd be so hardcore.

I mean I don't know why I'm saying Gene Krupa was badass, but I think he's more badass than a lot of tunes mentioned in this thread.
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I think the most badass songs don't have lyrics. For example, I could watch a dang old Gene Krupa instrumental (video, you gotta see how INTENSE he is), all thinking that I wouldn't want to meet the Chicago Flash in a dark alley because he'd pelt me with drum sticks, and it'd be so hardcore.

I mean I don't know why I'm saying Gene Krupa was badass, but I think he's more badass than a lot of tunes mentioned in this thread.
Going with that thought, Frankenstein is also pretty badass.
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You Could Be Mine lyrics- Guns and Roses

I'm a cold heartbreaker
Fit ta burn and I'll rip
your heart in two
An I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
I'll be out the door before ya wake
It's nuthin' new ta you
'Cause I think we've seen that movie too

'Cause you could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine

Now holidays come and then they go
It's nothin' new today
Collect another memory
When I come home late at night
Don't ask me where I've been
Just count your stars
I'm home again

'Cause you could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine

You've gone sketchin' too many times
Why don't ya give it a rest
Why
Must you find
Another reason to cry

While you're breakin' down my back n' I been rackin' out my brain
It don't matter how we make it
'Cause it always ends the same
You can push it for more mileage
But your flaps r' wearin' thin
And I could sleep on it 'til mornin'
But this nightmare never ends
Don't forget to call my lawyers
With ridiculous demands
An you can take the pity so far
But it's more than I can stand
'Cause this couchtrip's gettin' older
Tell me how long has it been
'Cause 5 years is forever
An you haven't grown up yet

You could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine
You should be
You could be mine

Yeah!

HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YES!!!!!!
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Johnny Cash. Wins.

Or, if he doesn't win
it's obviously a song by the most badass guy ever, T. fucking Rex.
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:14 PM   #56
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Lukin by Pearl Jam deserves a mention.

Badass brevity

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The horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!!!!!
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Out Ta Get Me by Guns N Roses is fairly badass.
The whole album is
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The horsemen are drawing nearer
On leather steeds they ride
They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!!!!!
This and Whiplash from the same album =
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Where you guys find bands like pearljam is like saying the who is bad ass..they were cool for their time, but seriously come on, NOT badass..
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