Most addicted Interferencer

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

id write elvis letters if they were actually posted. but theyre not, so i wont.

 

[diamond]

bear-
your letters are not sexy.

db3

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i could tell you to eat pubes and still make it seem sexy.

i AM sexy.

 

[cujo]

sexy letters to elvis???

Once again, and more aptly appropriate...

Dear Penthouse.

PS- Deathbear truly is a sex machine. Of course I don't judge people by their exterior... instead they are judged upon the content of their bumper stickers and vanity plates.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

cujo, im only charging 25 cents for bj's nowadays. my customers were telling me 50 cents was too much. who says consumers arent treated fairly?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

what a terrible economy

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i work for bush.

 

[cujo]

cujo, im only charging 25 cents for bj's nowadays. my customers were telling me 50 cents was too much. who says consumers arent treated fairly?

It's just not a bear market.

Consumers demand top quality for their dollar, but are apprehensive in approaching wild card bjs.

They much prefer the reliability of the cujo brand... must be the hands-on customer service.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i work for bush.

 

[Stories for Boys]

wow. look what i missed. oops.

 

[ABEL]

oh my my my...I haven't read this thread since yesterday...lookie what I missed!


so this is where the orgy is

 

[mmmBono]

i work for bush.

Oh, do you now?
Hmmm.
Got a proposition for you.
Wanna come work for my bush?

 

[mad1]

I have lost all respect for Bear now.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

alright, yesterday was sexy day, today im back to being grouchy.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

thank god. did you come here to start a fight?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

if you keep talking to me.

 

[mad1]

*cough*donttalktothecutepervertVelvet,weknowswhatheuptoandhe'sdirty*cough*

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

mad1, dont question my authority.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[mad1]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mr FORMAL now!


Well up yer bum then!


honestly, just cause u didnt get laid last night..........*sigh*

ciao bear..................

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why are you being so mean to me. i thought we were firenz.

 

[mmmBono]

so you're grouchy today?

And they say women are moody

 

[mad1]

its his time of the week MMM bono..............and he doesnt have nappy bought, thats why hes grouchy.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i have some PMS pills i can share. they do wonders for bear attitudes and mood swings.

 

[mad1]

yes and give him moob-pain pills as well MissVelvet.....otherwise the poor lad will have both hands occuping them, to ease the pain, when we all know he desperately needs his lefty.

 

[mmmBono]

bear is one more added to the list of proof of pms'ing males.
Iris...hand him over them pills.
I'd love to see bear give birth
We would have a major witch on our hands.

 

[mmmBono]

yes and give him moob-pain pills as well MissVelvet.....otherwise the poor lad will have both hands occuping them, to ease the pain, when we all know he desperately needs his lefty.

oh fuck that's hilarious!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i don't know, he may become addicted to them.

 

[Basstrap]

there is nothing but disrespect here

tsk

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i know.

i give them sexy for one day, and they treat me with zero respect from there on out.