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Old 02-04-2003, 01:26 PM   #31
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Re: Re: mormons guide to preventing masturbation

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Why are we reading this then?

I was about to ask that too. This falls into one of those "opposite day" paradoxes.
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11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective technique called _aversion therapy_. When we associate or think of something very distasteful with something which has been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act.
Either this works, or you'll get really turned on when seeing worms.
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Unfreakingbelievable.
Okay. And this is no offense to ultra orthodox jews here...but I remember hearing that they (ultra orthodox jews) have sex through a hole in a sheet. This was so their bodies won't touch or something freaking bullshit like that.
God put things there for a reason.(ie penis, clitoris)
To have FUN with them. It's not all about making babies. It's about fun.
It's the sexual repression of people that sends some ppl off to become rapists, pedophiles, murderers.
I say we all masturbate. The world would be a happier place.
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Good point, let's organize a group-masturbating-session-thread!
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Old 02-04-2003, 03:23 PM   #37
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Sorry but you're not allowed to watch, only to participate.
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Good point, let's organize a group-masturbating-session-thread!
Good idea, DrTeeth!

Who's going to start it?
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Call me when your done......
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*backs away from thread*

this group session is DEFINATELY against reformed doctrine
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When I was a lad and church authorities would interview us they would ask us if we had any problems with masturbation.


I always wanted to answer' "No problems at all, I'm an expert."
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Re: mormons guide to preventing masturbation

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18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.
Sorry, this just cracks me up


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do you have a different word that describes the same action which is more socially acceptable?
Well, I would offer "onanism" - but prolly 90% of people would have no idea what you're talking about
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bonosloveslave: as a married woman, does society take it for granted that you experience sexual experiences with your husband?

is that a fair assessment?
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