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Old 02-04-2003, 11:18 AM   #16
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4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present
for the mormon folk in say alaba...er, some parts of states, the latter would in fact be an incentive for them to masturbate if i'm not mistaken.
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for the mormon folk in say alaba...er, some parts of states, the latter would in fact be an incentive for them to masturbate if i'm not mistaken.
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3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell _STOP_ to those thoughts as loudly as you can
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4. Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week, month, year and finally commit to never doing it again. Until you commit yourself to _never again_ you will always be open to temptation.
"Hello, my name--STOPPPPPP!--is michael--STOPPPPP!--and i've been--STOPPPP!--masturbation free for 7 weeks--STOPPPP!--2 days, and--STOPPPPP!--9 hours."

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Old 02-04-2003, 11:34 AM   #21
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ok, but does anyone else agree that this is a super article?
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this article was obviously written by a bunch of jack-offs.
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Old 02-04-2003, 11:46 AM   #23
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pole cow...this is a fine article...pat yourself on the back several times for enlightening us all!!
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im getting this off another message board, so i hope this is true.

i can list the author, but not the website. sorry about that.


how come you can't list the website? i found it.
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Old 02-04-2003, 12:28 PM   #25
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you found the website? then please share it! i didnt list the website cause i didnt know where it truly came from! please post it.

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This is some truly funny shit.

One question I have is, what if praying, and reading the bible etc. turns you on???

Won't their suggestions have an adverse effect?

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ah yes! thanks again.
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7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."
Why are we reading this then?
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