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Old 11-29-2001, 04:02 PM   #1
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More reasons to hate guys...Sigh...

PICK UP LINES!
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I
scraped my knee when I fell for you.
(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

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Old 11-29-2001, 04:08 PM   #2
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Thank you! Now I have some more pick up lines to use tonight!

GUYS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 11-29-2001, 04:11 PM   #3
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Here's some more
http://linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html

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Old 11-29-2001, 05:55 PM   #4
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worst one i've ever heard - "i know milk does a body good but, damn, how much have you been drinking?"

are you kidding me?
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<----reason to love guys
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Old 11-29-2001, 07:46 PM   #6
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<----reason to love guys
AW!!!!!!

<----reason for young guys to like 'older' women

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Careful now, I'm jailbait for 3 more months...
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Careful now, I'm jailbait for 3 more months...
Impatiently counts down the months

You Dawson lookalike you

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Old 11-29-2001, 09:28 PM   #9
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Impatiently counts down the months

You Dawson lookalike you

Awwwww.....

I get Guy then, Gina. LOL

*sighs*

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Of course, there is this whole distance thing...
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