Morón Air Base, Spain Superthread

[Screwtape2]

We haven't hung out in person since last summer and I want to do that once before I ask her.

Can I ask why you don't have feelings for her? If you're her friend and she has interest in you I'm surprised nothing happened.

 

[phillyfan26]

"You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies have on a body."

That's right after Dwight shows up. I was afraid his character wouldn't show up enough in that episode. The little he was there for was stellar.

 

[phillyfan26]

Can I ask why you don't have feelings for her? If you're her friend and she has interest in you I'm surprised nothing happened.

Weeknights don't work because we're in school, so it's Friday and Saturday nights, really. And just in the past few of them (probably five or six), we haven't made it work. The worst was when she was somewhere and asked me to come, and I was out of gas. That and tonight.

 

[Dalton]

Weeknights don't work because we're in school, so it's Friday and Saturday nights, really. And just in the past few of them (probably five or six), we haven't made it work. The worst was when she was somewhere and asked me to come, and I was out of gas. That and tonight.

If you wrote a song about that, I would produce it.

 

[phillyfan26]

If you wrote a song about that, I would produce it.

If you shut the fuck up, I would pay you.

 

[Dalton]

If you shut the fuck up, I would pay you.

Come on. I would make you the new Hunter. "That one night ..."


BTW - do you have a job?

 

[phillyfan26]

Come on. I would make you the new Hunter. "That one night ..."


BTW - do you have a job?

Kind of. For three months I announce baseball and get paid. For nine months I do nothing.

 

[Dalton]

Yeah, you can't afford my silence.

 

[phillyfan26]

I will pay you in Schrute bucks.

 

[Screwtape2]

Kind of. For three months I announce baseball and get paid. For nine months I do nothing.

So when you are announcing is there any color commentary or is it just really formal?

 

[phillyfan26]

So when you are announcing is there any color commentary or is it just really formal?

Not in this case because I'm there live and it would be distracting for the players. I've done full play-by-play announcing before, though, at a few individual gigs. Not regularly.

 

[phillyfan26]

So Prom Girl and I are texting again, but she somehow managed to totally side-step my "What are you doing later?" text.

Do I ask again or does that indicate she doesn't want to?

 

[Dalton]

Stop being a bitch and ask her.

 

[phillyfan26]

And she's going home afterwards.

Damn it.

 

[Dalton]

What is she doing tomorrow night? Monday night? Tuesday night? Wednesday night? Next Friday? Next Saturday?

Come on Nancy! What's the worst that can happen?

 

[phillyfan26]

Time is fucking running out, God damn it. This is so fucking frustrating.

 

[Screwtape2]

What is she doing tomorrow night? Monday night? Tuesday night? Wednesday night? Next Friday? Next Saturday?

Come on Nancy! What's the worst that can happen?

Agree I with Dalton have so courage.

 

[phillyfan26]

My parents get pissed off when I text 20 times in a month. I've texted that much in one night tonight. Ha. Joke's on them.

Tomorrow through Thursday won't work cause I'm working and she's doing track, plus it's school nights. Next attempt will have to be Friday night.

 

[Dalton]

Time is fucking running out, God damn it. This is so fucking frustrating.

You just gotta go for it, mate. I agree you can't just ask her to prom, but you should ask her on a date.

You should ask her tonight.

You should ask her now.

 

[Dalton]

Text or call: "Hi Prom Girl. Look, I know we don't know each other that well and I know you just got out of a relationship, but I think you're great. Actually I've thought so for quite awhile. I'd really like to take you out. What are you doing next Friday?"

Heart felt. Direct.

 

[Dalton]

I will take this long silence as a an indication that you are sacking up and making the call.

 

[hardyharhar]

^^Hell, I'm ready to go out with Dalton now

 

[Axver]

Hi folks.

 

[Dalton]

Pfan. What's the verdict?

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm going to be busy for a whole but I'll update you when I return.

 

[Dalton]

You're not busy, its Saturday night. Stop stalling.

 

[mysterious_jen]

 

[Axver]

So, Jen, doing U2 3D again today?

 

[Reggo]

*stops lurking*

 

[mysterious_jen]

So, Jen, doing U2 3D again today?

nah i cant handle the drive again just yet. got home at 1 am cin and i are kicking ourselves we didnt see it twice in a row yesterday that would have been far more logical !