Morón Air Base, Spain Superthread

[Reggo]

Hell no! Tell his girlfriend anonymously before he gives her an STD

The problem is, I don't know his girlfriend that well, so I dont' know how to drop a hint. And she's been suspicious of our friendship from the start.

 

[hardyharhar]

If your better friends with him, you should say something to him.



At least your seeing his true nature. Maybe he's not such a good friend afterall

 

[Reggo]

Oh, there will be a discussion, if not a full-blown argument.

Yeah, at least I'm finding this out now. And it wasn't like I heard a rumour. He confessed to this.

 

[Varitek]

ok the double rain delay is unacceptable, now paps has warmed up twice

 

[Varitek]

deadthread

that should be ax's cue

 

[Varitek]

the hockey game is playing vertigo in the background and its distracting

 

[Varitek]

reallydeadsuperthread

 

[Varitek]

and i know ian's online too

 

[phillyfan26]

Evening.

VAZZA!

 

[Varitek]

PEEFAN!

why is my game delayed? why didn't my stomach like the curry i just ate? how did it get so late?

 

[phillyfan26]

I don't know!

Prom Date Attempt Girl texted me while I was at dinner and was in my fucking neighborhood at the time. Now that I am home, she has left.

I hate myself.

 

[Varitek]

that sucks a lot

 

[phillyfan26]

I asked if she was doing anything after what she's doing now and has yet to reply. I'm hoping she comes back this way (she's a friend about a mile walk away from my house).

 

[phillyfan26]

Still no reply. Hopefully she's not mad that I wasn't around. We've had too many near misses in the past couple of weeks.

 

[Screwtape2]

Still no reply. Hopefully she's not mad that I wasn't around. We've had too many near misses in the past couple of weeks.

You need to step up to the plate and make the move.

 

[Dalton]

I don't know!

Prom Date Attempt Girl texted me while I was at dinner and was in my fucking neighborhood at the time. Now that I am home, she has left.

I hate myself.

I hate you too.

 

[phillyfan26]

I hate you too.

We have something in common then, don't we?

Do you hate the part of me that hates me or is that the one part of me you don't hate?

 

[Dalton]

We have something in common then, don't we?

Do you hate the part of me that hates me or is that the one part of me you don't hate?

I hate the part of you that the part of you hates. So yes, we have something in common.

 

[Dalton]

on a side note that interests you pfan, i am watching the most recent episode of The Office right now and will be totally caught up when finished.

 

[phillyfan26]

I hate the part of you that the part of you hates. So yes, we have something in common.

Word.

You also have something in common with Prom Date Girl, who probably hates me for not being home to give her a ride tonight and hasn't replied to my text which I sent 30 minutes ago.

 

[phillyfan26]

on a side note that interests you pfan, i am watching the most recent episode of The Office right now and will be totally caught up when finished.

Give me your thoughts when you're done.

 

[Dalton]

Word.

You also have something in common with Prom Date Girl, who probably hates me for not being home to give her a ride tonight and hasn't replied to my text which I sent 30 minutes ago.

You should probably man up and ask her to prom. Just say, "Look, I want to take you to prom. You should say yes because I am one hell of a date."
You're in.

 

[Dalton]

I get physically uncomfortable while watching Michael & Jan interact.

 

[phillyfan26]

You should probably man up and ask her to prom. Just say, "Look, I want to take you to prom. You should say yes because I am one hell of a date."
You're in.

We haven't hung out in person since last summer and I want to do that once before I ask her.

 

[phillyfan26]

I get physically uncomfortable while watching Michael & Jan interact.

Really, babe?

 

[Dalton]

We haven't hung out in person since last summer and I want to do that once before I ask her.

You probably shouldn't talk about being hung until she says yes to going to the prom. That might creep her out a bit.

 

[phillyfan26]

You probably shouldn't talk about being hung until she says yes to going to the prom. That might creep her out a bit.

That reminds me of Beav and his anal grammar correcting. God damn English majors. My mother does the exact same fucking thing. Why? English major.

 

[Dalton]

She is in the devil. I'm in hell!

 

[Dalton]

That reminds me of Beav and his anal grammar correcting. God damn English majors. My mother does the exact same fucking thing. Why? English major.

You being hung reminds you of Beav's anal? Weird.

 

[Dalton]

"You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies have on a body."