Mollie's Nipple, Utah Superthread

[Axver]

What game is this?

New Zealand versus South Africa, first game of this years' Tri-Nations. Might as well be the fucking Rugby World Cup really, given how irrelevant the Northern Hemisphere teams tend to be.

 

[Gluey]

9-3

Dan

 

[Its Britastic!]

The game of REAL MEN....not your football poofters.

and this game is...

 

[bono_212]

Where does the phrase poofter come from? I see it frequently on another message board I frequent

 

[Axver]

How to score points in rugby:

Kick penalty goals.


That is all.

How to score points in league:

Get a guy to sniff your arse before grabbing the ball and running a few metres. Repeat until you reach the tryline.

 

[Gluey]

How to score points in rugby:

Kick penalty goals.


That is all.

At least it's nicer to watch than grown men lying on the ground 'humping' each other

 

[bono_212]

and this game is...

I think Rugby

 

[bono_212]

At least it's nicer to watch than grown men lying on the ground 'humping' each other

Wrestling

 

[Gluey]

WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING THE BALL?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!!?

 

[Gluey]

I think Rugby

Rugby UNION, not to be confused with Rugby League

 

[Its Britastic!]

I think Rugby

Ohh OK I like football! Da Bears!

 

[coolian2]

Some senses of humour are awfully lacking.

 

[Gluey]

32 minutes into the game Ax.....

 

[Axver]

WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING THE BALL?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!!?

Don't tell me it's turning into one of those games.

Though I suppose the cold isn't helping matters.

 

[bono_212]

Ohh OK I like football! Da Bears!

Wanna take this out to the street?

 

[Gluey]

Some senses of humour are awfully lacking.

Awww Ian, do you want me to help you find yours???

 

[coolian2]

Rugby UNION, not to be confused with Rugby League

Rugby league being the more entertaining of the two.

 

[bono_212]

Some senses of humour are awfully lacking.

 

[The Sad Punk]

How come you guys refer to gridiron as '"football", anyway? There isn't much foot to ball in it.

 

[Axver]

9-3

Dan

Dear All Blacks,

We love Dan. Really, we do. His kicking's pretty good and all. But please, score some tries.

Regards,
New Zealand

 

[The Sad Punk]

I didn't know Jesse Helms died!

 

[Its Britastic!]

Wanna take this out to the street?

Sure... But that wont change the fact that the Colts suck and that the Bears are Amazing!

 

[Axver]

Rugby league being the more entertaining of the two.

If you're a dullard who likes simplistic, repetitive sport, then yes.

 

[Gluey]

Rugby league being the more entertaining of the two.

Yeah, only because it's so silly.....

*ducksIan'scheese*


Oh that just gave me a BAD image!!

 

[bono_212]

How come you guys refer to gridiron as '"football", anyway? There isn't much foot to ball in it.

Are you referring to American Football?

I really don't know, I'm sure there are official reasons, which I will in all my nerdtastic glory look up after I post, but just thinking about it, I mean, there is a lot to do with kicking, you kick to start the possesion, you kick the extra piont if you score a touch down, you kick to get rid of the ball after four downs, and you can attempt to kick to score a goal...not nearly as much as soccer/football, but still, I don't know.

 

[Axver]

How come you guys refer to gridiron as '"football", anyway? There isn't much foot to ball in it.

I'd like to know why they even refer to it as sport.

But I suppose when that bullshit is your point of reference and you live in such a hopelessly inward-focused country, you wouldn't know what real sport is.

 

[Gluey]

Quote of the night

"One of those passes that never quite arrives".....that sums it up tonight.....

 

[bono_212]

Sure... But that wont change the fact that the Colts suck and that the Bears are Amazing!

I'll let the Superbowl answer for me

 

[Axver]

Yeah, only because it's so silly.....

*ducksIan'scheese*


Oh that just gave me a BAD image!!

THAT WAS TERRIBLE.

 

[coolian2]

It's too easy to effectively troll.