MLB Thread 2012

[GirlsAloudFan]

Where you at, Dalton?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

You can't stop Dickey, you can only hope to contain him.

 

[Dalton]

G Gordon Beckham sucks.

That is all.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

He's better looking than you.

 

[Dalton]

His mom wouldn't even think that he's better looking than me.

F-ing Fat Fielder just hit a line drive off Wilk's pitching shoulder.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Ha, yeah he did.

Wilk will be fine, I'm sure. Probably just a bruise.

 

[Dalton]

You've gotta really suck to give up a hit to Adam Dunn.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

The Big Donkey?

The Grand Canyon?

You must not have heard that Adam Dunn is set to have a huge year. A resurgence, if you will.

 

[Dalton]

.214 17 64

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Adam Dunn carries 17 home runs in his bra.

He'll have 17 by the end of June.

 

[Dalton]

Year Team G HR RBI BB SO AVG
2011 CHW 122 11 42 75 177 .159

I was factoring in the "resurgence".

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Alejandro.

 

[Dalton]

I blame Schlereth's mustache.

 

[Dalton]

If anyone wants a pic of Stink's son in a Tiger's uniform, you better do it quick. He won't be here for much longer.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

K-O fuckin' Nerko.

A lord of the realm.

A man amongst children.

Maybe the most underrated major league baseball player of the last 15 years.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

1st place in the division in mid-April.

Let's fucking go.

 

[Hewson]

You can't stop Dickey, you can only hope to contain him.

Thats what she said.

 

[speedracer]

After a shocking opening weekend, every team in the AL East will be 5-4 or 4-5 after tonight. Go figure.

 

[Drea]

Parity! *snerk*

I see a lot of reasons to be optimistic as a Jays fan this year The hitting is there (at times yes it's been right at someone, but they're definitely seeing the pitches and connecting), the middle relief has improved and if Santos stays calm we might actually have a dependable closer... Visquel is going to be a leader in the clubhouse -whether vocally or just by example - along with Bautista, and if Lawrie doesn't run himself through a wall trying to get a ball we'll have an every day third baseman

 

[gump]

After a shocking opening weekend, every team in the AL East will be 5-4 or 4-5 after tonight. Go figure.

Yeah, I expect the AL East to stay this competitive to the very end between the Yankees, Red Sox and Rays. I actually think the Red Sox are a tad underrated right now. They are really thin, so a lot depends on their health (specially their pitching), but there's still too much talent. I think Tampa's starting rotation is also slightly overrated (they are still great, but not as otherworldly as they are made out to be).

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Yeah, I expect the AL East to stay this competitive to the very end between the Yankees, Red Sox and Rays. I actually think the Red Sox are a tad underrated right now. They are really thin

clearly you haven't seen josh beckett...

Andrew Dice Clay - OH! - YouTube

 

[LuckyNumber7]

To think that some of those could've been our logo...

And I mean that in the sense that the second and third are way nicer and some of them are so horrible.

 

[Hewson]

I actually kind of like the 4th one, the marlin with some color.
How the 6th one made it to the final 8 is confounding, thats the most horrible thing ever...Must've been drawn by Loria's grandkid so it automatically got put into the running or something.

 

[Imperor]

They're all asstastic except for the fourth one Hewson mentioned.

And speaking of Hewson, you ready for a two game set, boy? Lewis vs. Lester. Dutch vs. Beckett. Leggo.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

If you're calling the original marlins logo on the left #1, then yes #4 is nice. #3 goes with it, would've gone swell together. Both way better than the current logo,but at least I didn't end up as any of the others...

 

[Hewson]

They're all asstastic except for the fourth one Hewson mentioned.

And speaking of Hewson, you ready for a two game set, boy? Lewis vs. Lester. Dutch vs. Beckett. Leggo.

Bring it on Impy...Sox warmed up nicely toady by getting shutout by Big Game James.

 

[phanan]

Yep, just in time for the Impys. Yay.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

there was nothing wrong with the old one... just swap out the Florida for Miami

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Preaching to the choir.

 

[phanan]

Yep, the Red Sox brought it alright.