MLB 2010 - The First

[corianderstem]

i spit on the floor when i walked in.

So that's why we had to blow up the Kingdome in 2000 - your contamination.

 

[DRay9911]

gaf?

Sex at Opening Day: Hijinks in White Sox bathroom stall witnessed by father, son - chicagotribune.com

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Yeah, that's a pretty regular occurrence on 35th and Shields.

Sex at the ballpark. He's just trying to have his cake and eat it too, so to speak.

 

[DRay9911]

don't you mean....pie?

 

[lazarus]

gaf?

Sex at Opening Day: Hijinks in White Sox bathroom stall witnessed by father, son - chicagotribune.com

"apparently female, 'scurrying' out...with a shirt or coat over her head."

What this guy doesn't realize is that this describes most of GAF's sexual encounters.

Par for the course.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Ha. Unfortunately, that is accurate.

And speaking of par for the course, Tiger is even through eight today and two shots off the lead. I'm thinking about making a Masters thread, because nobody seems to be actually talking about golf in that Woods thread.

 

[No spoken words]

Ha. Unfortunately, that is accurate.

And speaking of par for the course, Tiger is even through eight today and two shots off the lead. I'm thinking about making a Masters thread, because nobody seems to be actually talking about golf in that Woods thread.

Please do.

 

[Hewson]

don't you mean....pie?

Felix doesn't play in Chicago anymore.

 

[Brandon Wood]

Stupid decision by the Angels to pay Fernando Rodney $11M over two seasons.

Brian Stokes sucks.

Twins took 3 of 4. Jeez, we really got our cunts handed to us.

 

[DRay9911]

So that's why we had to blow up the Kingdome in 2000 - your contamination.

speaking of the kingdome:

it was in the e-mail we all received from u2.com

 

[DRay9911]

Stupid decision by the Angels to pay Fernando Rodney $11M over two seasons.

Brian Stokes sucks.

Twins took 3 of 4. Jeez, we really got our cunts handed to us.

scioscia didn't even play you last night. lulz

 

[kramwest1]

scioscia didn't even play you last night. lulz

10-1 was bad enough.

 

[DRay9911]

i wish there was an orioles fan or two here

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

The only Orioles fans I know in real life are Bunk and McNulty.

 

[No spoken words]

The only Orioles fans I know in real life are Bunk and McNulty.

 

[Imperor]

Impy v. Tourist. Round one. FIGHT.

 

[speedracer]

Watching Zack Greinke receive his Cy Young at tonight's Red Sox-Royals game. Less speeches and hubbub, more shots of his wife please.

 

[bono_212]

10-1 was bad enough.

Only run came from a sac fly hit by the guy playing for Dick Wood too.

 

[DRay9911]

welcome back javier

 

[Imperor]

Wanted: one (1) catcher.

 

[lazarus]

Cubs up 3-1 going into the 8th, and some new pitcher gives up a Grand Slam. Not even a homer in the top of the 9th from Derrek Lee and loading the bases can prevent the inevitable.

 

[DRay9911]

there was a time, a long time ago, when the royals mattered

really, they did...i remember

Cubs up 3-1 going into the 8th, and some new pitcher gives up a Grand Slam. Not even a homer in the top of the 9th from Derrek Lee and loading the bases can prevent the inevitable.

i changed it in the 9th right when that close play happened at first. then lee hit the home run. i was hoping the cubs would have come back so brantley would have murdered brennaman and then committed suicide

and while i'm typing this, the royals go back-to-back (2nd one was rick ankiel) off grandpa wakefield

 

[bono_212]

What/! What happened. I turned away for one damn inning.

 

[Imperor]

The bats finally came alive. Hello Win Column.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the mets are .500!

and hit 4 homers last night... further helping destroy the myth that you can't hit homeruns at CitiField.

let's figure this out... Met fans blame the mets lack of power last year on CitiField... ok. Interesting... considering as the Mets (and David Wright) hit more homeruns at Citi than they did on the road.

instead of trying to make excuses, why can't they just admit the truth... the mets didn't hit homeruns last year 'cause they sucked.

 

[kramwest1]

there was a time, a long time ago, when the royals mattered

really, they did...i remember

There is no tangible proof of this.

 

[MrPryck2U]

There is no tangible proof of this.

1985 World Series Champion Kansas City Royals

 

[DRay9911]

Spoiler

cc has a no-hitter through 7

/no jinx if it's a spoiler

 

[Brandon Wood]

I'm not happy right now.

 

[No spoken words]

Damn.

Line drive single to left with 2 down in the 8th to break it up.