MLB '08 - Down The Stretch Edition

[GirlsAloudFan]

It's hard to fight when the fight aint fair. But we're getting stronger now. We'll find things they never found. They might be bigger but we're faster and never scared.

 

[lazarus]

Sounds like something Taylor Swift would say.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

6 - 4

This game is not over.

 

[lazarus]

3 on, 2 out. Marmol.

I think I'm going to throw up.

Tense moment for both of us, GAF, it looks like.

 

[lazarus]

Double WHEW?

 

[zonelistener]

In all seriousness, I very much want the Cubs to do well, and hope the White Sox sink like a fucking rock.

This is only one of the billion reasons why you are such a lovable person Mike!

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Yup. We go to the bottom of the 9th...

I'm having visions of a Ken Griffey Jr. homerun. It could just be the weed, though.

 

[No spoken words]

This is only one of the billion reasons why you are such a lovable person Mike!

I'm the antithesis of lovable, but, it works out well since I don't give a shit.

 

[zonelistener]

I'm having visions of a Ken Griffey Jr. homerun.

maybe if he made contact with the ball.

 

[bono_212]

I hope all the Chicago teams melt the fuck down and somehow miss the playoffs. Then all of you, and my coworkers, can shut the fuck up.

What? Am I bitter over the Yankee season ending a month ago? No, not at all, why do you even ask.

In all seriousness, I very much want the Cubs to do well, and hope the White Sox sink like a fucking rock.

Oh thanks Mr. I'd-still-be-going-to-the-playoff-games-while-Ashley's-stuck-in-Texas.

 

[lazarus]

Well, Swisher just lived up to his name.

 

[zonelistener]

he gone!

 

[lazarus]

Struck out the side. Impressive.

Meanwhile, D-Lee chose not to buy the insurance Franklin was selling.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

maybe if he made contact with the ball.

Good one. Did you watch the at-bat? He got fuckin squeezed.

 

[zonelistener]

maybe if he made contact with the ball.

Good one. Did you watch the at-bat? He got fuckin squeezed.

I was a little distracted by the sorority girl behind home plate, but, when it comes to umpires and calls AGAINST the white sox....you are not going to get any sympathy from me.
Junior striking out is not really a surprise for me.

 

[lazarus]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the mound Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Wood!

I really am going to throw up this time.

 

[zonelistener]

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the mound Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Wood!

just a little drama!

 

[lazarus]

I'm...speechless.

Suck it, Pujols. Enjoy your MVP award and a long vacation.

 

[bono_212]

I'm...speechless.

Suck it, Pujols. Enjoy your MVP award and a long vacation.

Did....Did that just happen? ....No one scored while Kerry was on the mound?






Ah it feels good to actually MOVE in the rankings again. Suck it, Milwaukee, and just for good measure, you can do the same St. Louis (even if you are actually a pretty cool city and host fantastic Bruce Springsteen shows)

 

[No spoken words]

Ah it feels good to actually MOVE in the rankings again.

The rankings?

THE RANKINGS???

Standings, maybe?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Rankings, Standings. Whatever.

You say potato, I say where's the whiskey?

 

[bono_212]

The rankings?

THE RANKINGS???

Standings, maybe?

Fuck.

I blame the ear infection. And the fever....and the bronchitis.

LEAVE ME ALONE MAN. I'm ill

 

[No spoken words]

Rankings, Standings. Whatever.

You say potato, I say where's the whiskey?

Actually, they mean two totally different things, but you stay classy/drunk, GAF.

 

[No spoken words]

Fuck.

I blame the ear infection. And the fever....and the bronchitis.

LEAVE ME ALONE MAN. I'm ill

Are you really going to hide behind an illness, Ashley?

 

[lazarus]

You don't think the gonorrhea has something to do with it as well?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

This is a terrible day for Americans and, more importantly, for White Sox.

I am going to watch my first ever Godard film tonight, so I'm excited for that. The cover of the box has a dude in a suit smoking a cigarette and a really cute short-haired blonde girl in a yellow t-shirt. Count me IN.

 

[bono_212]

Are you really going to hide behind an illness, Ashley?

It's my only excuse.

 

[lazarus]

This is a terrible day for Americans and, more importantly, for White Sox.

I am going to watch my first ever Godard film tonight, so I'm excited for that. The cover of the box has a dude in a suit smoking a cigarette and a really cute short-haired blonde girl in a yellow t-shirt. Count me IN.

Jean-Paul Belmondo (guy) and Jean Seberg (girl).

They kind of redefined cool in that film.

 

[No spoken words]

You don't think the gonorrhea has something to do with it as well?

What a fabulous point, and shame on me for not taking that into account.

 

[bono_212]

I am going to watch my first ever Godard film tonight, so I'm excited for that. The cover of the box has a dude in a suit smoking a cigarette and a really cute short-haired blonde girl in a yellow t-shirt. Count me IN.

You keep your eye on the prize, GAF