Miss Mac and the girls and I joining The Sacred Sisters of Bono!

[zooropamanda]

Rafs has anointed us and we have to sit on Bono for a period of 40 days in silence as part of our training.

Cattle Call in the chat room for more Sisters of Bono Now.

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I am a cowgirl of funk*

 

[zooropamanda]

All sins must be confessed in ZOO Confess.

Forgive me Father Bono for I have sinned...
I forgot, you have to tell us why Bono cranks your tractor!
Nellie is the judge of Crank tractor Worthiness.

[This message has been edited by zooropamanda (edited 03-15-2002).]

 

[missmacphisto]

***Yes, my child?***

I am Holy Mother Miss MacPhisto....Shoo,shoo, children....

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[zooropamanda]

Rafs is being rude calling us the Bitches of Bono.

Miss Mac is the holiest of them all. ALl your vows in tact, dear?

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I am a cowgirl of funk*

 

[rafmed]

Actually the real name is:

Sacred Bitches of Bono

It's a more likely title, don't you think Holy Mother Miss Mac?

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Please don't make me say please, champagne and ice cream, is not what I want is what I need


[This message has been edited by rafmed (edited 03-15-2002).]

 

[LookingGlass]

Are you on drugs, you cows?

I suggest a Satan in Training message board for this drivel. G'day.

 

[bono_man]

Originally posted by LookingGlass:


G'day.

Oz?

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"we're free to fly the crimson sky...the sun won't melt our wings tonight..."

 

[zooropamanda]

Originally posted by LookingGlass:
Are you on drugs, you cows?

I suggest a Satan in Training message board for this drivel. G'day.

Excuse me?

 

[missmacphisto]

Hmmm, perhaps UNholy Bitches of Bono would be best...
Seeing as we seem to have broken most of the vows already!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[cell]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:

Nellie is the judge of Crank tractor Worthiness.
[This message has been edited by zooropamanda (edited 03-15-2002).]

*swoons over Bono
Bono really cranks my tractor!!


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lilsparky: did you like the pics i took of my favorite band?
viktor: actually had a dream about larry mullen last night...not a gay dream but a weird dream.....
lilsparky: really?
lilsparky: what was it about?
viktor: yeah...we were going to a party and all my high school friends walked along him and then Bono rushed out and said something weird and that guy from the pouges...shane mac Gowan came and we all showered in sugar
viktor: weird

[This message has been edited by nellie (edited 03-15-2002).]

 

[Salome]

[No message]

 

[zooropamanda]

You forgot "Damn!" and the southern accent nellie!

Damn! That seasoned chicken wing really cranks my tractor!

hey bossman

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I am a cowgirl of funk*

 

[cell]

Originally posted by zooropamanda:
You forgot "Damn!" and the southern accent nellie!

Damn! That seasoned chicken wing really cranks my tractor!

hey bossman

oh yeah....

*in her best southern voice*

Damn, Bono really cranks my tractor!!

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lilsparky: did you like the pics i took of my favorite band?
viktor: actually had a dream about larry mullen last night...not a gay dream but a weird dream.....
lilsparky: really?
lilsparky: what was it about?
viktor: yeah...we were going to a party and all my high school friends walked along him and then Bono rushed out and said something weird and that guy from the pouges...shane mac Gowan came and we all showered in sugar
viktor: weird

 

[missmacphisto]

I'd prefer to crank his tractor, ya all!

*Blesses the thread*

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[missmacphisto]

OOps, the devil made me double post!

[This message has been edited by Miss MacPhisto (edited 03-26-2002).]

 

[missmacphisto]

I need more Unholy Bitches - er, i mean, Holy Sisters - For our Convert!!!!
So put on your hobbit - er, HABBIT and JOIN US!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[cell]

Originally posted by Miss MacPhisto:
I need more Unholy Bitches - er, i mean, Holy Sisters - For our Convert!!!!
So put on your hobbit - er, HABBIT and JOIN US!

feck holy sisters...you mean UNHOLY BITCHES!

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you've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice..

[This message has been edited by nellie (edited 03-26-2002).]

 

[missmacphisto]

The unHoly Mother is baaaaaack!!!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank God it's them, instead of you...

 

[ABEL]

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein