Message 42

[u2popmofo]

Bow to me faithfully!

 

[AvsGirl41]

Could I get the virgin slave dancers over here to the left please? Over to the left? Thank you.

Come on people, where the hell are my sacrificial offerings? Chop, chop. How hard is it to get the sacrificial offerings, on golden plates, here on time? Am I speaking a foreign language here?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

chizip, you poem brings a tear to my crusty old eye

 

[Pinball Wizard]

chizip, your poem inspires me as well to tear... a new hole in your head.

 

[IWasBored]

doin't worry chizip, he's just jealous

 

[Pinball Wizard]

jealous like a sexy fox.

 

[IWasBored]

the sexiest fox, right?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Sexy as Red Fox indeed.

 

[u2popmofo]

Enough about Message 42, lets discuss Massage 42.

I heard ILLM knows all about that. Apparently, she used to work in a 'massage' parlor (or so AvsWhore, I mean AvsGirl has told me)

 

[Chizip]

oh i get the 42 everytime i go to the massage parlor

that is the "full service" massage

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Could I get the virgin slave dancers over here to the left please? Over to the left? Thank you.

Come on people, where the hell are my sacrificial offerings? Chop, chop. How hard is it to get the sacrificial offerings, on golden plates, here on time? Am I speaking a foreign language here?

did someone say chop chop!

 

[AvsGirl41]

Enough about Message 42, lets discuss Massage 42.

I heard ILLM knows all about that. Apparently, she used to work in a 'massage' parlor (or so AvsWhore, I mean AvsGirl has told me)

Well, who do you think taught her?



Though, the student has most definitely become the master. Drove me out of business.

 

[IWasBored]

that's what you get for taking on an apprentice

 

[AvsGirl41]

Well, business has never been my forte. I knew one thing and that was the old 42....

 

[IWasBored]

too bad

i hear you coulda bin a contendaah

 

[AvsGirl41]

I coulda been somebody.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you'll always be somebody to me. i might not be the skank i am today had it not been for you

 

[Pinball Wizard]

learning by oshosis.

 

[IWasBored]

ok i'm halfway to figuring out that word

even though i wasn't there...

but i've heard that 'there' was in bed with the three of you, so i'm still happier not knowing

 

[Pinball Wizard]

That destroyed my universe.

 

[Ms. I-Lo]

ok so i finally know what this whole thing is about.

 

[AvsGirl41]

you'll always be somebody to me. i might not be the skank i am today had it not been for you

That means alot to me.

And IWB, unless I was mistaken, there were four...
Mofo was there...or Chizip...or Chizip wearing a mofo mask...or...see, this is why you never drink out of an open cup.

 

[IWasBored]

a fantasy hockey league just for sluts and manwhores.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

ILuvManWhores


sluts are good too.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

my conservative values are offended

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Don't you worry yertle,

I'll teach these cretins a thing or two about class.

 

[AvsGirl41]

The blind leading the blind....

 

[IWasBored]

three blind mice? cartoon network turns into the news? oh i'm confused...