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Old 11-16-2004, 10:28 AM   #16
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still behind my bar are you?
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:02 AM   #17
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** Walks in and takes a look around. **
Moved again. The moderators swoop in quickly around here these days. Well at least they come in and set up shop for us. Over 3500 customers served.

** Inspects the bar at a distance and notices trash and empty glasses. Begins to sweep up and clean up around the bar **
I keep missing everyone, and that new bartender I hired never seems to clean up the messes he leaves. Maybe it's time I gave him the He's been here a day and he's already gotten too uppity. Young men between 18 - 24 of all cultures, creeds and colors are dangerous. Particularly in groups, especially when drunk. No wonder they raised the drinking age to 21.

Hey, what's this? ** Inspects tea bag **

Hey hey Merc was here! ** Like Sherlock Holmes, determines that she left over 12 hours ago **

** Notices lipstick on what looks to be a glass of guinness **
Digsy too? I've missed everyone!

** Wipes face paint and glitter off of the bar ** Tania, are your kids still in costume? Cute little buggers. Missed her too.

** Sits on the couch to enjoy the fruits of my labor and throws feet up on the coffee table **

Well, at least I got to go out with Tara last night! She gave me coffee cake. I love the taste of cinnamon and sugar on my lips Thanks babe!
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:22 AM   #18
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*walks quietly into bar...inspects the room on both sides of her before proceeding.*
I had a bad experience this morning involving a gorcery store and a mechanical talking witch. From now on Im paying more attention to where Im walking.

I realized yesterday that I was alive when gas was a dollar a gallon. geeze. now i can say "when i was young...."

me and tim had a blast last night. he thinks i made him coffee cake but i really picked it up from starbucks and put it on a plate
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:30 AM   #19
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okay so Im alone in here.
and Im hungry.
what should i have for lunch?......

Just read the 12 steps of bonotheism in pleba. it explains a LOT about me

Im going to spend my first night alone in a hotel room by myself tomorrow. that could be dangerous. I might never go to sleep. just wander the halls all night......
this is the hotel i got lost in last time. maybe wandering wouldnt be a good idea since i will have nobody to come rescue me this time
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*walks quietly into bar...inspects the room on both sides of her before proceeding.*
I had a bad experience this morning involving a gorcery store and a mechanical talking witch. From now on Im paying more attention to where Im walking.

I realized yesterday that I was alive when gas was a dollar a gallon. geeze. now i can say "when i was young...."

me and tim had a blast last night. he thinks i made him coffee cake but i really picked it up from starbucks and put it on a plate
** Thinks he hears the door open, and slowly turns to see Tara skulk in **

You know that Oregon is one of only two states where they won't let you pump your own gas.

Starbucks? Well, it was how you served it that counts.

How you doing sweet?
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okay so Im alone in here.
and Im hungry.
what should i have for lunch?......

Just read the 12 steps of bonotheism in pleba. it explains a LOT about me

Im going to spend my first night alone in a hotel room by myself tomorrow. that could be dangerous. I might never go to sleep. just wander the halls all night......
this is the hotel i got lost in last time. maybe wandering wouldnt be a good idea since i will have nobody to come rescue me this time
Did you decide to sleep in Portland, or Tacoma before your plane takes off? Where are you flying from again? I'm also gathering that you now know when your plane is leaving?
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yeah, I finally caved and used that primitive thing called the phone and talked to a lady at america west. (a good guess as to which airline i was even on)
I got the times of my flights. seven in the morning! since i live 2 hours away from the airport i dont really want to drive over in the morning. Im staying in a hotel right by the airport so i wont get lost trying to find it in the morning
I get lost in portland every time i go.
tacoma is quite a distance from portland. I think youre thinking of vancouver
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i was working on the main road today doing landscaping and some guy yelled out his window at me
"nice ass!"
i hate that. its really embarrasing because theres people everywhere.
i gave him the finger
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:49 AM   #24
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i was working on the main road today doing landscaping and some guy yelled out his window at me
"nice ass!"
i hate that. its really embarrasing because theres people everywhere.
i gave him the finger
I would have muttered it silently to myself instead.

Good plan about your travel. Make sure you get to the airport early enough.
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but the question remains: do you have a nice ass?
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:52 AM   #26
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My opinion on my ass is somewhat biased considering most girls hate theirs.
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the last time my measurements were taken i had an ...interesting ratio
I was almost proud of it
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the last time my measurements were taken i had an ...interesting ratio
I was almost proud of it
Next time we're out, you'll have to tell me what they are. Then you'll have to explain them to me. Is it chest, belly, waist /hips?
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all of the above
my chest was 36, but thats as far as Im willing to go into it here
then theres the waist and arse
which women lie about regularly
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all of the above
my chest was 36, but thats as far as Im willing to go into it here
then theres the waist and arse
which women lie about regularly
Too I'm sure that it's lovely. All of it. Let us not speak of it again. I'd hate to keep you in the spotlight. Back off Gents!


I have a 30 waist, have had it for years and years.

Edited to add: See you all later, I have to go now!

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