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Old 12-11-2007, 05:21 PM   #16
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kieran teaches me that we have nothing to fear but 99 per cent of posters on internets teh.
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Old 12-11-2007, 05:22 PM   #17
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honestly, with some of the names being congratulated for another year on earth, i couldn't tell you if they were real or fake.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:28 PM   #20
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Help! Frank the Monkey's finger is poking out of my mouth!

I woke up this morning guys, and Frank the Monkey's finger is poking out of my mouth. It's alive!

Where's the rest of him? Is he inside me? NO! He's standing at the door!

But his finger is poking out of my mouth!

ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:40 PM   #21
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Does the finger have a wedding ring on it?
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Time to face the music about yourself, Frank!.. I mean, Kieran!
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Old 12-14-2007, 12:02 AM   #23
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Is Frank my bad dream... or am I his?

As the evening dusk settles over the city, my apartment is in deep shadow from the rubber factory next door. I know Frank is still hunched in the shadows somewhere nearby. His finger is poking out of my mouth and I can taste lightning.

The electricity won't work, but I know that only because it never works. To be honest I haven't moved from the bed all day, because I would rather shit my pants right here, thankyou very much, than have to find out exactly where Frank is lurking.

I'd rather just defecate in peace here, than chance passing Frank in the hallway, or (God help me) in the laundry.
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:24 AM   #24
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i'm not sure i understand... is it just his finger? can you tell if it's attached to something?

how much of it's sticking out?
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Kieran, it sounds like you and Frank were experimenting with the doors of perception. The shit-covered walls and Frankomorphic spaces that you describe only point to the architecture of an Aldous Huxley inspired mescalin trip. Navigate your way back to us someday... the (powder!)finger protruding from your mouth knows the way.
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Old 12-14-2007, 08:50 AM   #26
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guys, the finger is attached to nothing.

I mean, it would make a sick kind of sense to say that my tongue has morphed into Frank's finger... but no, my tongue is still there.

Frank's finger is poking out of my mouth, guys. It won't go away. It has twenty joints at last count, making it over a foot long.
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Old 12-14-2007, 09:16 AM   #27
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what does it taste like? is it finger lickin good?
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Old 12-14-2007, 10:58 AM   #29
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then how do you know it's frank's??

look at frank right now... is he missing a finger?? which one is it? has it grown back?
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Old 12-14-2007, 07:51 PM   #30
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I don't WANT to look at Frank, caisenma.

I'm pretty sure he IS missing a finger, however. The one that's 3 feet long, to be specific.

It has lots of joints and it's sort of just, there... poking out of my mouth.

Guys... I have to sleep, but there is Frank's finger poking out of my mouth.
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