Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
Post a joke....or dont...its up to you...
I just got emailed this one and I am bored so here it is.
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when
I came out there was a gawddamn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked
N***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!
So I called him a horse f**ker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him the more tickets he
wrote. I didn't give a stuff, my car was parked around the corner...
Got a joke?
Please?
I just got emailed this one and I am bored so here it is.
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when
I came out there was a gawddamn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked
N***. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!!
So I called him a horse f**ker. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him the more tickets he
wrote. I didn't give a stuff, my car was parked around the corner...
Got a joke?
Please?