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Old 09-08-2006, 12:54 AM   #16
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Paris got a DUI? That's h o t...........
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:49 AM   #18
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Celebrity Translator - Mintz-ing Words

We all know that understanding the strange and unusual language of celebrities can be quite difficult, but translating the words of the publicists they pay to speak for them can be downright mind-boggling, especially when that flack is the Larry Bird of Lies, Elliot Mintz. The poor soul given the charge of trying to somehow convince us that Paris Hilton has redeeming human qualities, Mr. Mintz is a master of verbal trickery and misdirection, especially when his client gets herself arrested Gibson-stizz. Luckily, our trusty Celebrity Translator is up to the challenge of cracking “the Da Mintzi Code”.

What Mintz Said: “She’s absolutely fine”.
What Mintz Meant: “She’s Paris f*cking Hilton. Do you think a pansy-ass drinking-and-driving charge could possible faze a person who is primarily known for starring in Internet porn, drunkenly stumbling in and out of nightclubs on camera, and regularly exploiting herself in any and all other ways that might land her on the pages of another magazine? Hell, this is GOOD press.”

What Mintz Said: “She was driving home from a charity event.”
What Mintz Meant: “She was driving home from an event at which she could do the one thing it is she’s actually capable of doing: having her picture taken and drinking free booze while having her picture taken and drinking free booze.”

What Mintz Said: “She had one drink, a margarita”
What Mintz Meant: “She was pretty f*cked up.”

What Mintz Said: “She didn’t appear in the least bit to be intoxicated.”
What Mintz Meant: “Okay, REALLY f*cked up.”
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OMG Lila, this is funny!
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Old 05-04-2007, 08:29 PM   #21
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Paris is going to Jail

For 45 days for driving with a suspended licsence. Sucks for her.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. (Watch a subdued Paris Hilton arrive for the hearing Video)

"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"
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Oh, the sweet, sweet schadenfreude!
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So I guess this will start a new trend for celebrities. The pavarottis will still follow her in jail.
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hehehehe....yeah. That should be fun.
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Serves her sooooo right.
How dare she think she is above the law, thinking she was allowed to drive after she was busted. So she got caught twice driving on a suspended licence, how many times was she driving and not caught?
Sadly, with her money and family connections, I am thinking (but hope I am wrong) she will get out of prison, some how.
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Wonder what kind of luxuries she will get in there
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Wonder what kind of luxuries she will get in there
i hope a video camera
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I'm not surpised she's going to jail....in fact I was like "Whatever At least I won't hear what she's doing for the next 45 days"
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