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Old 09-17-2003, 05:53 AM   #46
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...781434,00.html

He kissed Leona Naess...I'm jealous...I wouldn't mind kissing Leona.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:44 PM   #47
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Top Ten Reasons Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Postponed Their Wedding


10. Ben had a date that night

9. Until yesterday, Jennifer thought she was marrying Matt Damon

8. Hectic shooting schedule for "Gigli 2"

7. The Sizzler had double-booked a bar-mitzvah on the same night

6. Last night he came home to find her being kissed by Madonna

5. Only way they can think of to postpone their divorce

4. Somehow Letterman actually got an invitation

3. The "something borrowed" was a wedding gown Winona got at Saks

2. They both suddenly realized "What the hell are we doing?"

1. Caterer needed more time to make plastic wedding-cake bride with gigantic ass
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:33 PM   #48
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From the Borowitz report..

J. Lo’s Posse Returns
National unemployment figures plunge as Lopez rehires her entourage

Sept. 18 — The bust-up of Hollywood couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck has had a positive effect on the U.S. economy, the Labor Department reported today, because Lopez immediately rehired the bloated entourage that Affleck had earlier insisted she fire.

IN THE course of rehiring her extensive posse of yes men, sycophants and hangers-on, Lopez created as many as 100,000 new jobs, believed to be a new one-day record, the Labor Department reported.

Across the nation, unemployed workers who had given up looking for jobs were cheered by the news of Lopez’s staffing decision, many of them choosing to head to Miami’s South Beach to seek employment as one of the extravagant diva’s leeches.

Lopez’s unexpected hiring boom was only one economic benefit of the Affleck-Lopez split-up, as news of Affleck’s single status sparked a rally in gaming and stripper-related stocks on Wall Street.

ThongWare, the nation’s largest manufacturer of thongs, G-strings and other stripper accessories, has seen its shares rise more than 30 percent since Affleck reportedly backed out of his wedding with Lopez. “Going forward, we expect the stripper-based stocks to continue building on their strength,” says Henry Coulier, an analyst at Credit Suisse First Boston. “Whether Ben Affleck decides to hang out at strip clubs every night or not, a lot of investors out there clearly believe that he will.”

In a related story, a man who mailed himself home to Texas in a box last week now says that he did so because the in-flight movie was “Gigli.”
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In a related story, a man who mailed himself home to Texas in a box last week now says that he did so because the in-flight movie was “Gigli.”
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I think I'd mail myself home too.
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Good investment tip!
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Of course she could be referring to someone else, but

Wonder what J. Lo calls him?
By Inside Track
Monday, September 22, 2003

GWYNETH PALTROW appears to have called ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck a ``knucklehead'' in a recent interview with Another magazine. Avoiding proper names but listing her woes chronologically, the ``Sylvia'' star, currently dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, told the mag: ``I have been emotionally decimated a few times. I lost a cousin at 17, a good friend in an accident a year later, my best friend's mother at 21, my grandfather when I was 26 . . . and then my father. . . . Within that time frame, I had a broken engagement and a drawn-out and tortured relationship with a complete knucklehead.''
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that is actually a very sad thing to go through for anyone. poor girl.
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and now she's dating Chris Martin
when will the hurting for poor Gwyn finally stop
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lmfao!
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:47 PM   #58
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She was the one who ended the Brad Pitt engagement and quickly hooked up with up-and-coming Affleck.

I mean, Pitt was especially designing the engagement ring for her! He's never been a guy to take commitment lightly.

Cry me a river.

My apologies, my lame Hollywood gossipy side leaked out.
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haha i read an article on her about 3 years ago Vanity Fair. i was so turned off by it that i pretty much believed she sucked. she was very jealous of Brad marrying Jennifer Anniston, and i kept thinking to myself "bitch you did it to yourself!". that article really made me she her in a different way. not nice at all.
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Apparently the news is they got married.

Doing their part to increase the divorce rate.
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