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anitram said:

The only benefit I see is Ben going back to Gwyneth (Yoko) Paltrow, which essentially frees up Chris Martin and then Coldplay will once again be able to play Green Eyes live. Other than that, who gives a shit.

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*lights a candle under my chris picture and prays for this miracle to take place* :sexywink:
 
To think I just read an article about Chris and it seems that in some circles anyway there is a rumor that he and Gwyneth are engaged.:confused: :confused: :confused:
Who knows what the hell is going on with these celebrity couples. I'm not sure I could have gotten money out of anyone for Ben and J-Lo's split. That relationship was made up by Hollywood publicists.:mad: :censored: :censored:
 
I vote for putting all hollywood stars, including their ass kissing entertainment show hosts, on the moon

BOB GOEN: OOOOOOOOH!!! IT'S JENNIFER ANISTON!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING GRRRL?

I hate hollywood (in general)
 
I don't know why Donald Trump is commenting on it :hmm:...

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez went their separate ways on what was supposed to be their wedding weekend. Who pulled the plug on the relationship? Where did the couple really spend their weekend apart? Access Hollywood got all the details on the Bennifer breakup.

On what was to be the start of her wedding weekend, Jen boarded a plane Friday afternoon at Burbank airport without Ben and arrived in Miami later that evening.

Meanwhile Ben, who was rumored to be in Vegas, spent Friday night at Larry Flynt's Hustler Casino in Gardena, Calif.

"I said to Ben, 'You know, the guys here would rather play poker with her than you,'" Larry told Access.

Flynt said Ben stayed at his poker club gambling from around 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. "If she'll call me I'll let her know that he didn't get out of line. He was in really a truly great spirit, an upbeat spirit," said Larry.

On Saturday Jen, no longer wearing her engagement ring, spent the day at Miami Beach with some friends. Although she didn't look it, according to sources Jen was devastated at the news that Ben had broken off their wedding and was said to be in disbelief.

Later that afternoon, Jen reportedly left her heavily guarded Miami compound for pampering at the Mandarin Spa. That evening she enjoyed the nightlife at South Beach.

Ben was spotted Sunday having dinner with friends at the popular Mexican chain restaurant Baja Fresh. According to People Magazine, his decision to end his relationship came after a heart to heart with his mother. Ben seemed to be coping well though. He even stopped to sign autographs on his way out before climbing into his Rolls Royce and heading home.

According to sources, Ben called friends mid-week to let them know that he was going to call off their relationship -- something he would have known when he made the very public appearance with Jen at The Ivy the same day they announced their wedding postponement.

Donald Trump saw the footage and wasn't surprised. "I watched them walking out of that restaurant last night and that didn't look like a love fest, so something happened," Trump told Access.

Over the weekend at the Rosa Cha Fashion Show in New York, Cris Judd, the man Jen was married to before she met Ben, said he knows all too well that relationships can be challenging.

"Marriage is tough as it is, so you have to work at it," said Judd.

At the Edge-Mar Center for the Arts Event, Ben's friend Christian Slater, who reportedly was with Ben for an impromptu bachelor party at a Vancouver Strip Club two months ago, summed up perhaps what the rest of us are thinking.

"I'm pretty 'Bennifried' out. I mean, who gives a flying Affleck, that's what I say," said Slater prior to the breakup. :laugh:
 
Top Ten Reasons Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Postponed Their Wedding


10. Ben had a date that night

9. Until yesterday, Jennifer thought she was marrying Matt Damon

8. Hectic shooting schedule for "Gigli 2"

7. The Sizzler had double-booked a bar-mitzvah on the same night

6. Last night he came home to find her being kissed by Madonna

5. Only way they can think of to postpone their divorce

4. Somehow Letterman actually got an invitation

3. The "something borrowed" was a wedding gown Winona got at Saks

2. They both suddenly realized "What the hell are we doing?"

1. Caterer needed more time to make plastic wedding-cake bride with gigantic ass
 
From the Borowitz report..

J. Lo?s Posse Returns
National unemployment figures plunge as Lopez rehires her entourage

Sept. 18 ? The bust-up of Hollywood couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck has had a positive effect on the U.S. economy, the Labor Department reported today, because Lopez immediately rehired the bloated entourage that Affleck had earlier insisted she fire.

IN THE course of rehiring her extensive posse of yes men, sycophants and hangers-on, Lopez created as many as 100,000 new jobs, believed to be a new one-day record, the Labor Department reported.

Across the nation, unemployed workers who had given up looking for jobs were cheered by the news of Lopez?s staffing decision, many of them choosing to head to Miami?s South Beach to seek employment as one of the extravagant diva?s leeches.

Lopez?s unexpected hiring boom was only one economic benefit of the Affleck-Lopez split-up, as news of Affleck?s single status sparked a rally in gaming and stripper-related stocks on Wall Street.

ThongWare, the nation?s largest manufacturer of thongs, G-strings and other stripper accessories, has seen its shares rise more than 30 percent since Affleck reportedly backed out of his wedding with Lopez. ?Going forward, we expect the stripper-based stocks to continue building on their strength,? says Henry Coulier, an analyst at Credit Suisse First Boston. ?Whether Ben Affleck decides to hang out at strip clubs every night or not, a lot of investors out there clearly believe that he will.?

In a related story, a man who mailed himself home to Texas in a box last week now says that he did so because the in-flight movie was ?Gigli.?
 
Of course she could be referring to someone else, but :laugh:

Wonder what J. Lo calls him?
By Inside Track
Monday, September 22, 2003

GWYNETH PALTROW appears to have called ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck a ``knucklehead'' in a recent interview with Another magazine. Avoiding proper names but listing her woes chronologically, the ``Sylvia'' star, currently dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, told the mag: ``I have been emotionally decimated a few times. I lost a cousin at 17, a good friend in an accident a year later, my best friend's mother at 21, my grandfather when I was 26 . . . and then my father. . . . Within that time frame, I had a broken engagement and a drawn-out and tortured relationship with a complete knucklehead.''
 
She was the one who ended the Brad Pitt engagement and quickly hooked up with up-and-coming Affleck.

I mean, Pitt was especially designing the engagement ring for her! He's never been a guy to take commitment lightly.

Cry me a river. :rolleyes:

My apologies, my lame Hollywood gossipy side leaked out. ;)
 
haha i read an article on her about 3 years ago Vanity Fair. i was so turned off by it that i pretty much believed she sucked. she was very jealous of Brad marrying Jennifer Anniston, and i kept thinking to myself "bitch you did it to yourself!". :tsk: that article really made me she her in a different way. not nice at all.
 
Apparently the news is they got married.

Doing their part to increase the divorce rate.
 
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