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One day, a little boy walked in on his mother in the shower. The boy pointed to his mother's pussy and said, "What?s that mommy?"
The mother, not wanting to explain the facts of life to the boy, said, "That?s my sponge." The boy, satisfied with the answer, went out.
A few days later, the boy again walked in on his mother in the shower. The night before, the mother had shaved completely.
The boy, noticing the difference, asked the mother, "Where is your sponge?"
The mother said she lost it, and the boy, satisfied, went outside again.
All of a sudden, the boy ran back in. "Mommy, mommy! I found your sponge! I was looking in Mrs. Jones' back window and I saw Mrs. Jones washing Daddy's face with it!"
Melon
