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Old 02-16-2003, 12:36 AM   #31
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Ahem...

So the seven dwarves go and visit the Pope. After they have the first part of their papal audience they were asked if they had any individual questions for his holiness.
Dopey steped to the front and said "Umm sir, I was wondering if by chance there were any midget nuns in the Vatican.
The Pope looked at Dopey and said "Uh, no Dopey, there are no midget nuns in the vatican."
The other six dwarves exchanged humored glances.
"Well what about in Rome?" Said Dopey, "Are there any in Rome?"
"No Dopey, I think I would know about that." Said the Pope.
The other dwarves snickerd.
"What about in Italy, any in Italy?" Asked Dopey.
"No."
"Well what about in the whole world?"
"No Dopey. There aren't any. Why do you ask?"
The other dwarves were rolling on the floor by this point.
"What the hell is so funny?" Said the Pope.
At which point Doc yelled "Dopey fucked a penguin!!!!"
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Old 02-16-2003, 12:45 AM   #32
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Bear you've done it again. Will you stop at nothing to scandalize and demoralize this board?

Ban him, I say.
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Old 02-16-2003, 01:10 AM   #33
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dopey was always known to stoop into bestiality, but its a boundary that deserves to be broken.

yes, ban me, i say.
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Old 02-16-2003, 01:15 AM   #34
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notiti... i'm stealing that
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Old 02-16-2003, 02:04 AM   #36
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anyone heard of "puppetry of the penis?"(hmmm, I seem to be touching on eccentric Aussie's this afternoon)
It has certainly raised some questions in my mind and I was wanting to ask for some intelligent opinions....but I thought it would be seen as too rude for this place.


deathbear started it!!

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Old 02-16-2003, 02:13 AM   #37
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well at least I found out delete is not an option...double

woops.

anyway my latest "joke" ( the question will come if anyone seriously wants to know) Hang on, you'd have to have a clue about the above mentioned show POTP .to get it.
but by jimminy's...it makes me laugh.

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I hope this doesn't offend too mady people!!!

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
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Old 02-16-2003, 02:36 PM   #39
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I have a joke... but I am too lazy to write it out.
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I think you all misunderestimate deathbear
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anyone heard of "puppetry of the penis?"(hmmm, I seem to be touching on eccentric Aussie's this afternoon)
It has certainly raised some questions in my mind and I was wanting to ask for some intelligent opinions....but I thought it would be seen as too rude for this place.


deathbear started it!!

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No, I did not see it . The production was in L A (hollywood) recently. They had the performers on the Jay Leno show, only to be interviewed, no preview. I think it is much ado about nothig. A lot of us guys are puppet masters, we just don't charge admission.
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Ummmm ok, gherman.....

bear, did you see my chicken/egg joke in IO?
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no, let me go see.
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i suppose the yecken came before the egg?
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