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Old 04-22-2003, 04:51 PM   #16
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i've always hated jewel. her voice makes my ears bleed and her poetry is gag-inducing.
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:53 PM   #17
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Have you ever heard the Jewel song on the VHI storytellers album?........

it makes me naseous every time I hear it.....
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:55 PM   #18
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try her books of poems


one of my exes actually gave it to me for our anniversary one year
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:01 PM   #19
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Her poetry books.... I write better poetry than that! Hell, I think most of us do!!!!
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so true.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:25 PM   #21
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SCREAMING FLOWER YOU DONT MAKE POETRY BOOKS, THUS HER BOOKS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!

*taps cab two times

"Book em lou!"
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:00 PM   #22
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Her poetry books.... I write better poetry than that! Hell, I think most of us do!!!!

yeah. funny coincidence that shortly after said anniversary, he and i broke up.
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:17 PM   #23
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my frigging CAT writes better poetry than jewel.
seriously, she should be embarrassed.
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This has gotten me curious.. does anyone have any examples of her poetry?
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:27 AM   #25
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this new song of hers is awful!
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:30 AM   #26
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I just looked up the lyrics...

...They say Miss J's big butt is boss


sorry this song is terrible but that is a funny line.
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Old 04-23-2003, 12:37 AM   #27
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Here's a small sample of her poetry:

LEAVING LAS VEGAS

Bill, Butch and Bart
Swapping penis size
in the front seat
which Thelma, Theisel and
Lou Lou up there
bouffant hairdos
and secretly go
where Blue eyeshadow
has never gone before


SUN BATHING

I read a book
and the man thinks
I can not see
the wrikled posture
of his son
as he is nudged.

He thinks
I can not sense
four eyes
upon my flesh
as the father tries
to bond with
his teenage boy
by ogling my breasts

WE TALK

We talk

slowly
about nothing
about movies

we stick to
surface streets

and find no
meaning in cafe windows
no substance in

hotel rooms
I used to unwrap you!
tender layers unfolding
like eager gold

but now
we are cool
and recount
our daily bores

as though
the sum of our

uses
equaled

something

(more)
substantial

while softer
things shrivel

and dry roots
go unfed

strangled
by the phone line
and all

that is

not said
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Bubba must be turning in his grave...
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Old 04-23-2003, 09:48 AM   #29
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Wow, that's way worse than I expected.
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Old 04-23-2003, 10:55 AM   #30
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LMFAO @ the bad poetry!!
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