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Old 01-05-2008, 10:58 AM   #31
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Old 01-05-2008, 04:23 PM   #32
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:31 AM   #33
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Are you a rotting corpse?

If you aren't, I'm afraid you can't join my new club.

It's the deadbeats (literally) club. I've already signed up two members, Joerags and Windmilllane (three if you count joeraggs amputated foot, and I do).

Zoomerang96 is an honourary member and he handles the books for us.

THe rest of you can get stuffed, unless you meet the membership criteria, viz. being a rotting corpse.

We have a clubhouse and lemonade and everything. It's really cool. We're the deadbeats (literally) club.

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Old 01-08-2008, 04:33 AM   #34
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Oh, gross!

A maggot just extruded Joeraggs' milky eyeball from its socket. It fell with a gentle 'splat' on the ground. More maggots are crawling out of it.

Gross.

Come on gang, let's get busy being the deadbeats club, we need a club anthem!
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Old 01-08-2008, 05:26 AM   #35
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Yooohoooo, finally I can practice my anti-zombie skills:






I am gearing up to chop your heads off.
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:19 AM   #36
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PS. in the Club, my 'Irish name' is Eamon.

As opposed to my regular name.
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:35 AM   #37
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Of course it is.

Irish names are the new black.
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I think you need a new hobby . . . .
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I just wanted to confirm my eligibility for this new 'club', as I actually am a rotting corpse.

I've been buried in the basement of Patrick Bateman's summer house since 1989.
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I'm not a rotting corpose, but I know of a few if you really need some more club members.
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Kiernan, exactly how many times were you dropped as a baby?
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:54 PM   #42
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Do you want to know how many times he was accidentally dropped?

Or the number of times he was "dropped" on purpose?
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laugh now, but one day we'll be in charge.

you have no idea how unimaginable the engines of uncontrolled rage animate kieran, guys.

join his club or expect a wild ride on the mus bus loaded to the gills with shit sausages and blood hotdogs.
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Old 01-08-2008, 06:33 PM   #45
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Do you want to know how many times he was accidentally dropped?

Or the number of times he was "dropped" on purpose?
It's all the same to me.

If the number isn't in the triple digits, I'll be very disappointed.
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